The West Wing, Season Two

[flashback]

Woman:
You've been a... um, uh, what did you call it?

Toby:
Professional political operative.

Woman:
You've been one your whole life.

Toby:
Well, there was a while back there when I was in elementary school.

Woman:
[laughs] You any good?

Toby:
[long pause] I'm very good at it.

Woman:
What's your record?

Toby:
My record?

Woman:
How many elections have you won?

Toby:
Altogether?

[The woman nods]

Toby:
Including city council, two Congressional elections, a senate race, a Gubernatorial campaign, and a national campaign? [long pause] None.

Woman:
None of them?

Toby:
You gotta be impressed with my consistency.