The West Wing, Season Four

Charlie:
Are you eating a salad?

Toby:
Yeah.

Charlie:
Why?

Toby:
'Cause I am.

Charlie:
I don't think I've ever seen you eat a salad. What kind of salad is it?

Toby:
I don't know.

Charlie:
Just mixed greens?

Toby:
I don't know what kind of salad it is, I'm eating a salad, okay? I'm doing it, do I have to know the names? There's no difference between them, it's a bowl of weeds!

[Charlie looks at Toby silently]

Toby:
Some of them have cheese, this isn't the kind with cheese, does that answer your question?

[Charlie continues to look at Toby silently]

Toby:
How many years have you guys been 'Toby, you eat like a teenager.' 'Toby, that's red meat.' 'That's your second cigar.' Here I am, eating this salad, which, by the way, you could cover this thing in barbecue sauce and it still tastes like the ground, and I'm getting heckled from the gallery! Who wanted to come in here and eat his roast beef sandwich with ketchup on a kaiser roll and watch the damn tennis on my TV! That's all I'm saying.

Charlie:
Man, Toby, you're really doing everything you can do to get that woman to marry you.