Beverly Hills, 90210, Season 4

Mr. Pitts:
Uh, David, uh... what's with, uh, you and Donna and the old mattress mambo?

David:
Well, I just want us both to share the intimacy of a real relationship.

Mr. Pitts:
Wow. Wow, what a rap! Dr. Martin, Felice... you buy that?

Dr. Martin:
Well, as a doctor I'm familiar with the hormonal drives of young adults... but I leave all the parenting to Felice.

Felice Martin:
And I don't buy it. Call me old-fashioned, but... I don't believe in the motives of young men who wear earrings.

[David takes off earrings.]

Mr. Pitts:
What earring? Look at this, the guy's willing to sacrifice for a shot at your daughter.

David:
Dr. Martin, Mrs. Martin, I love Donna. Not just for her body, but for her mind.

Mr. Pitts:
Woah.

David:
And... if she has sex with me, I promise, I'll marry her.

Mr. Pitts:
Woah, I think we've exposed some raw honesty, I'll tell you what... I'll spring for the condoms, what do you say, Felice?

Felice:
Well, I guess in that case, it's alright! Donna, if you're listening, sweetheart... we give you our blessing to do the wild thing with David.