What I Like About You, Season 4

Vic (to his mother):
Okay fine, you don't have to meet her.

Val:
What can I do you for?

Vic:
Uh, we have decided we're not going to stay, but thank you anyway, miss!

Eileen:
Wait, why don't we ask her?

Vic:
Ma-

Eileen:
Miss, what if your baby went off to some godforsaken place like Atlantic City, met a floozy, and an hour later married her? Wouldn't you want to kill yourself?

Val:
Well, uh, gosh... I'd want to meet the girl first... because I'm sure the son - if he were yours - would pick a sweet, poised, conversative, classy gal, one who's just going through a rough patch.

Eileen:
Oh, god, you're her.

Val:
... Hi!

Vic:
Yeah, um, Ma, this is Val, my wife. And um, Val, this is my mom - (to his mother) don't say anything mean - Eileen.