The Big Bang Theory, Season 1

The Big Bang Theory (2007-) is an American television show, airing on CBS, centering on the lives of two physicists and their neighbor, an aspiring actress and waitress at The Cheesecake Factory. Created by the creators of Two and a Half Men and Dha… more »

Leonard:
Are there any other honors that I've gotten that I don't know about? Did UPS drop off a Nobel Prize with my name on it?

Sheldon:
Leonard, please don't take this the wrong way, but the day you win a Nobel Prize is the day I begin my research on the drag coefficient of tassels on flying carpets.

Raj:
The only thing missing from that insult was yo mama!

Howard:
I got one. Hey Leonard, yo mama's research methodology's so flawed...

Leonard:
Shut up, Howard! Sheldon, we have to do this.

Sheldon:
No, we don't. We have to take in nourishment, expel waste, and inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying. Everything else is optional.

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    There is no such a thing as "The Big Bang" unless you get banged every night
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