The Big Bang Theory, Season 2

Raj:
We just got back from that exhibit of those plasticized cadavers.

Howard:
Some of those skinless chicks were hot.

Sheldon:
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to pack.

Howard:
That's kind of an overreaction to a little harmless necrophilia.

Leonard:
It's not you, Howard. He says he's moving out.

Raj:
What did you do? Did you change the contrast or brightness settings on the television?

Leonard:
No.

Raj:
Did you take a Band-Aid off in front of him?

Leonard:
No.

Howard:
Did you buy generic ketchup? Forget to rinse the sink? Talk to him through the bathroom door?

Raj:
Adjust the thermostat? Cook with cilantro? Pronounce the 'T' in "often"?

Leonard:
No.

Howard:
Did you make fun of trains?

Leonard:
I didn't do anything, he's just gone insane.

Howard:
Well, we all knew this day was coming.

[Sheldon reappears with his bag packed]

Leonard:
That was fast.

Sheldon:
It's my pre-packed disaster evacuation bag. It's recommended by the Department of Homeland Security. And Sarah Connor.