The Big Bang Theory, Season 2

Raj:
Excuse me. Oh, it's my assistant Trevor. Go for Koothrappali. Uh-huh.

Howard:
They gave him an assistant? If I want a new pen I have to go to the bank with wire cutters.

Sheldon (still smiling):
Have we at this point met our social obligations?

Leonard:
Not yet.

Raj:
Okay, just put it on my calendar but start thinking of a reason why I can't go, alrighty? Koothrappali out. God bless that boy, I don't know what I'd do without him.

Leonard:
You just got him this afternoon.

Raj:
Yes, but I'm finding that having a lackey suits me.

Leonard:
A lackey?

Raj:
Oh, I'm sorry, is that politically incorrect? In India we just call them untouchables.

Sheldon:
Now?

Leonard:
Almost.

Raj:
Speaking of untouchables, I've got great news for you guys. People magazine is having a reception this Saturday, and I managed to get you invited.

Howard:
Oh, gee, thanks.

Raj:
Oh, you're welcome. Of course, I couldn't get you into the VIP section, because, you know, that's for VIPs, and you guys are just, you know, Ps.

Sheldon:
There's a tribe in Papua New Guinea where, when a hunter flaunts his success to the rest of the village they kill him, and drive away evil spirits with a drum made of his skin. Superstitious nonsense of course, but one can see their point. (Smiles)