WKRP in Cincinnati, Season 3

Herb:
Suppose I were to tell you that I've been having serious troubles at home?

Andy:
Is that true?

Herb:
No. But if it were true, my behavior would be acceptable, right?

Andy:
Well, maybe, Herb, but that's not the point.

Herb:
Sure, it's the point! Acceptable behavior. I mean, why is it okay for certain people to come floating in here on God knows what, but if I have one little drink --

Andy:
I don't care what people's hobbies are, but I do care when it starts to affect their work, and I don't care who they are, if they start blowing it.

Herb:
So what do you want?

Andy:
I want you to shape up.

Herb:
So what's new, Travis?