Wonderfalls, Season 1

Aaron:
There's something out there and it's laughing at us.

Darrin:
I don't think your sister's special lunch is an appropriate place for an existential crisis.

Aaron:
It's not an existential crisis.

Karen:
You're studying religion for God's sake, you were bound to have one sooner or later.

Aaron:
I'm not in existential crisis! Just the opposite. I was fine when existence had no meaning. Meaninglessness in a universe that has no meaning - that I get. But meaninglessness in a universe that has meaning... what does it mean?

Jaye:
It doesn't mean anything.

Aaron:
Did the cow creamer tell you that?

Karen:
I'm throwing that creamer away the second we get home.