The X-Files, Season 3

Mulder:
Come on in.

Scully:
What are you watching?

Mulder:
Something that just came in the mail.

Scully:
That's not your usual brand of entertainment... What is it?

Mulder:
According to the magazine ad I answered, it's an alien autopsy. Guaranteed authentic.

Scully:
You spent money for this?

Mulder:
Twenty-nine ninety-five ..... plus shipping.

Scully:
Mulder, this is even hokier than the one they aired on the Fox network, you can't even see what they're operating on!

Mulder:
But it does look authentic, I mean the settings, the procedures. I mean it does look as if an actual autopsy is being prepared, doesn't it?

Scully:
Well, technically, I don't know why they would be wearing gas masks.

Mulder:
Well, maybe it's because of this green substance they seem to be extracting from the subject. Can you identify that?

Scully:
Olive oil? Snake oil? I suppose you think it's alien blood?

Mulder:
It's widely held that aliens don't have blood, Scully.

Scully:
I guess this begs the question; if this is an alien autopsy...

Mulder:
- where's the alien. But what so intriguing to me is the striking lack of detail here.

Scully:
Well, what do you expect for $29.95?