The X-Files, Season 3

Man in black:
No other object has been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus.

Roky Crikenson:
Really?

Man in black:
Even the former leader of your United States of America, James Earl Carter Jr., thought he saw a UFO once... But it's been proven he only saw the planet Venus.

Roky Crikenson:
I'm a republican.

Man in black:
Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus.

Roky Crikenson:
I know... What I saw.

Man in black:
Your scientists have yet to discover how neural networks create self-consciousness, let alone how the human brain processes two-dimensional retinal images into the three-dimensional phenomenon known as perception. Yet you somehow brazenly declare seeing is believing? Mister Crikenson, your scientific illiteracy makes me shudder, and I wouldn't flaunt your ignorance by telling anyone that you saw anything last night other than the planet Venus, because if you do, you're a dead man.

Roky Crikenson:
You... can't threaten me.

Man in black:
I just did.