The X-Files, Season 6

Mulder (as Morris):
Okay, well, uh... Everybody have a, uh... a good day at your various, uh... (realizes no one is paying attention) All right. (Turns to leave.)

Chris:
Mom!

Mrs Fletcher:
Morris! What about Chris?

Mulder (as Morris):
Chris?

Chris:
You said you'd give me an answer today.

Mrs Fletcher:
Her nose. You said you'd give her an answer about her nose.

[Family waits in anticipation. This is obviously a very important decision.]

Mulder (as Morris):
Um... I think... [Chris gives him a little girl look.] I think she's a little young for plastic surgery don't you think? [Chris cries again.]

Mrs Fletcher:
Oh, for God's sake, Morris - a nose ring! She said she wants a nose ring!

Chris:
(to Mulder) I hate you! I wish you were dead.

Mulder (as Morris):
Well, my work here is done. Have a nice day.