The X-Files, Season 6

[Scully and Morris (as Mulder) pull up in their car next to Mulder (as Morris). Scully gets out to stand next to Mulder; Morris stays in the car.]

Mulder (as Morris):
You don't look too happy. Don't tell me I'm going to have to put two kids through school.

Scully:
(hesitantly) That is you in there, Mulder, isn't it? (Mulder nods; Scully folds her arms, hugging herself) I, uh... I just got off the phone with Frohike. They were able to download and analyze the crash data and, yes, there was an anomalous event that night.

Mulder (as Morris):
And how do I get back?

Scully:
(not easy for her to say) Well, that's just it. It's all about random moments in time... About a series of variables approaching an event horizon. And even if we... could recreate that moment if we could sabotage another craft... Mulder, if we were... If we were off... If the event were off by even one millisecond...

Mulder (as Morris):
I might wind up with my head in a rock.

Scully:
Something like that, yeah. (long pause)

Mulder (as Morris):
(depressed) What about him? I mean, me. Whatever. Whoever he is.

Scully:
Agent Mulder has become AD Kersh's new golden boy. He's been tasked with returning the flight data recorder that he and I stole. The son of a bitch confesses to Kersh even more than I do to my priest. I'm just tagging along for the ride.

Mulder (as Morris):
What do you mean, "just tagging along?"

Scully:
I'm out of the Bureau. I've been censured and relieved of my position.

Mulder (as Morris):
No. You can explain it to them like you explained it to me. You have the data. You can make them understand. You can get your job back.

Scully:
(can't help but smile; looks up at him fondly) I'd kiss you if you weren't so damn ugly. (Mulder smiles back)

Morris (as Mulder):
(honking the horn; yelling out the window) Take a picture - it'll last longer!

[Mulder and Scully pause and look at the car.]

Mulder (as Morris):
(through clenched teeth) If I... shoot him, is that murder or suicide?

Scully:
Neither, if I do it first. (Squeezes his arm, then walks toward the car. He stops her.)

Mulder (as Morris):
Hey, Scully...

[He holds out his closed hand to her; she holds out her palm. He drops a handful of sunflower seeds into her hand; takes one back and eats it. They look at each other. Mulder watches, depressed, as Scully drives away.]