The X-Files, Season 6

Mulder:
I know. I missed the meeting.

Scully:
You didn't miss the meeting. You're extraordinarily late for the meeting. It's still going on.

Mulder:
What are you doing down here?

Scully:
We took a short break and I came looking for you. What are you doing down here, Mulder?

Mulder:
(sarcastically) I'm having the best damn day of my life. Any moment I'm about to burst into song. (dryly) "Zip a dee doo dah." My, uh, waterbed sprung a leak and shorted out my alarm clock. (Scully looks surprised) My cell phone got wet and crapped out on me and the check I wrote my landlord to cover the, uh, damages is going to bounce if I don't deposit my pay. You ever have one of those days, Scully?

Scully:
Since I've been working here? Yeah. When did you get a waterbed, Mulder?

Mulder:
(he pauses, thinking; ignores the question) Bank's just down the street. I'll be back in ten. Cover for me, will you? (leaves)

Scully:
(to herself) When do I not?