The X-Files, Season 9

Reyes:
So, big plans for the weekend?

Doggett:
Oh, huge. Microwave pizza, satellite TV.

Reyes:
Wow. Thanks for making my life sound exciting. Maybe we both need pets. They say people with pets live longer.

Doggett:
(confesses) I was thinking about getting a cat.

Reyes:
There's dog people, and there's cat people. You are a dog person, John.

Doggett:
How do you figure?

Reyes:
(chuckles) You're faithful, you're dependable, you're without guile, you're very comfortable to be around. So why a cat?

Doggett:
Low maintenance. They don't expect much from you, so you can't disappoint 'em.

Reyes:
I don't see you ever disappointing anyone, John.