Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 2

Xena:
Looking for this? Now I want some straight answers.

Miss Artifys:
you've got the wrong girl. Okay, okay, I was just kidding where's you're sense of humor?

Xena:
Gee, I must have sweated it out. That you idea of funny too?

Artifys:
I was just trying to scare you.

Xena:
Why did you want to scare me?

Artifys:
because I knew you knew. You know about me. And I didn't want you telling anyone. But when I came back to unlock the door, you had already gone.

Xena:
What made you think I would tell.

Artifys:
You really don't get it do you? I guess being born a woman, you wouldn't. This is a chance for me to use a part of me most people usually laugh at. Or worse. The part I usually have to hide. Only here, that part works for me, see?

Xena:
I don't think so.

Artifys:
Look, I don't expect you to understand. And I'm sorry I got you steamed, I just hope you'll let me quit the pageant in private instead of going public with it.

Xena:
No way. May the best person win.