You Can't Do That on Television, Season 1 (1979)

Christine:
Cyndi, were you ever in love?

Cyndi:
[sighing] Yes, I was once.

Christine:
Anyone I know? Tim, maybe?

Cyndi:
No, not him. He was a frog.

Christine:
Cyndi, that's no way to speak of our French-Canadian cousins.

Cyndi:
Not one of them - a real frog! I raised him from a tadpole.

Christine:
Is he still alive?

Cyndi:
No... I dissected him in a fit of passion.

[While the girls are talking, Marc, a French Canadian, comes up behind them and listens]

Christine:
Gross me out! How could you bring yourself to cut up a frog you've known for years?

Cyndi:
Aw, come on, frogs aren't human.

Marc:
Any more of this, and we will separate!