You Can't Do That on Television, Season 2 (1981)

Christine:
Mike, pretty soon the splat you get from pies just won't be enough, and then you'll move on to bigger things - like green slime!

Mike:
Don't be stupid, Christine. I won't go for that stuff. Besides, it's dangerous.

Christine:
Don't lie to me, Mike! You're already splooshing slime, aren't you?

Mike:
No, of course not! ... How did you know?

Christine:
(examining Mike's T-shirt) Oh, I can tell the signs. Green stains don't wash out as easy as pie. HA! Get it? As "easy as pie"! ... Oh, sorry - serious show. Go ahead, be ashamed.

Mike:
Oh Christine, I'm so ashamed. I gotta sploosh now. You don't have to watch if you don't want to.

Christine:
Mike, DON'T!

Mike:
I gotta! I gotta! Right now!

Christine:
No! Mike! Ohh!

(Mike dumps a bucket of green slime over his head.)

Mike:
(shivering) Oh, I can feel it running all over me... slithering down the back of my neck and slopping through my shirt... ohhhhhh...

Christine:
You're disgusting!

Mike:
Oh Christine, help me, please... (reaches out to hug Christine)

Christine:
(recoiling) NO! UGH!!!!!!!