You Can't Do That on Television, Season 3 (1982)

Christine:
Hi, and welcome to another episode of "You Can't Do That On Television". This shows is packed full of brand-new, super-duper, funny and zany comedy, it's all new and even better than before. (Suddenly, the credits start rolling.) Wait a second. Stop. Stop. Hold it! Stop. (The credits stop rolling and fade out.)

Ross:
Well, what is it now?

Christine:
What do you mean, "what is it now"? Why were the closing credits rolling? I hadn't even finished my introduction.

Ross:
It's my newest idea for saving money, a little tip I picked up from the advertisers. What you do is, you call the show all-new and better than ever, and then you present the viewers with less content.

Christine:
Yeah, sounds good so far, but how does that save money?

Ross:
That's the beauty of it. We only do a two minute show, then we only have to pay you kids for two minutes and I get the rest!

Christine:
Yeah. Forget it, Ross.

Ross:
Well, it was worth a try.

Christine:
The things some people will do to make a buck.