You Can't Do That on Television, Season 3 (1982)

Christine:
Listen, I know you're kind of new to this, so if you have any questions, just ask me.

Vanessa:
Well, there is one thing I'd like to ask you.

Christine:
Sure.

Vanessa:
How do they make that slime they're always dumping on you?

Christine:
Oh. Well, first they take some wa-- some liquid, and then they add some flour, some Jell-O powder, sometimes some soap. Then they dump it all over me.

Vanessa:
(looking up) Where do they dump it from?

Christine:
Actually, Vanessa, I've always wondered that too. I just don't know.

(Christine is slimed.)

Vanessa:
Very interesting. Is it always green?

Christine:
Well, yeah, usually it is, but I guess it could be red,

(Christine is red slimed.)

Christine:
or blue,

(Christine is blue slimed.)

Christine:
or yellow.

(Christine is yellow slimed.)

Christine:
Yeah. All right, you think you're so smart, let's see stripes!

(Christine is striped slimed - green, red, blue and yellow all at once.)

Vanessa:
(also covered in slime.) Gee, it must be tough being a TV star. By the way, how do you get this stuff out?

Christine:
Well it usually washes off with water.

(Christine and Vanessa are drenched.)

Christine:
Usually.