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You Can't Do That on Television, Season 5 (1984)

You Can't Do That on Television (1979-1990) was a sketch-comedy television program for pre-teens produced at CJOH-TV in Ottawa, and aired in the United States on Nickelodeon, in Canada on CTV and YTV, and in other countries around the world. more »

Ross:
I got some bad news. The producer and his wife are getting a divorce.

Alasdair:
Oh, great! For a minute there, I thought it was something really serious.

Ross:
But wait a minute, it is more serious than you guys think. You see, the producer's wife gets half of everything he owns, and that includes this show. (Suddenly, we hear someone moaning.)

Christine:
What was that?

Ross:
The producer. They just told him.

Lisa:
I still don't get it. So she gets half of the show. What's the big deal?

Ross:
The big deal is she's taking her half of this show right now.

Christine:
Okay, Ross. You tell us. Which half of the show does she get?

(Suddenly, the left half of the screen goes blank, and Alasdair, Lisa and Marjorie disappear.)

Ross:
That half.

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