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You Can't Do That on Television, Season 5 (1984)

You Can't Do That on Television (1979-1990) was a sketch-comedy television program for pre-teens produced at CJOH-TV in Ottawa, and aired in the United States on Nickelodeon, in Canada on CTV and YTV, and in other countries around the world. more »

Marjorie:
Lisa, you weren't in school yesterday. Why? Were you sick?

Lisa:
No, no, yesterday was a Jewish holiday.

Marjorie:
Yeah, but you're not Jewish.

Lisa:
I know that, but the man that my mom just married is, so we get all the Catholic holidays and all the Jewish holidays.

Marjorie:
Hey, that's a great idea! As soon as I get home, I'm going to tell my mom to get divorced and marry someone of a different religion! That way I can have two sets of holidays!

Lisa:
Yeah, and just think, if your parents both marry someone of a different religion, just think of all the holidays you'd get! No more school!

Marjorie:
YEAH! [the girls both giggle hysterically]

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