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You Can't Do That on Television, Season 5 (1984)

You Can't Do That on Television (1979-1990) was a sketch-comedy television program for pre-teens produced at CJOH-TV in Ottawa, and aired in the United States on Nickelodeon, in Canada on CTV and YTV, and in other countries around the world. more »

Lisa:
(at Barth's) Alasdair, where's Stephanie Chow? Wasn't she supposed to meet us here?

Barth:
(sets plates of food in front of Lisa and Alasdair) Here's your chow!

Lisa:
Oh Barth... you didn't!

Barth:
What are you talking about?

Alasdair:
You, putting poor little Stephanie Chow in the burger mix! That's murder!

Barth:
Oh, you mean the new kid, the little Chinese girl? I couldn't put her in the burger mixture!

Lisa:
I knew even you wouldn't do something like that.

Barth:
Of course not! I don't serve Chinese food! And besides, there's not enough meat on her bones to even bother with. (Stephanie then turns up beating frantically on Barth's chest, trying to free herself from his grasp)

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