You Can't Do That on Television, Season 5 (1984)

You Can't Do That on Television (1979-1990) was a sketch-comedy television program for pre-teens produced at CJOH-TV in Ottawa, and aired in the United States on Nickelodeon, in Canada on CTV and YTV, and in other countries around the world. more »

Christine:
[introducing the show, dressed in a heavy overcoat and hat] I would just like to show you how the weather affects our lives - for instance, the clothes we wear. In the winter, we have to bundle up because we're suffering through that freezing cold! And then... [takes off overcoat and hat to reveal that she has on a red raincoat] comes the spring... with its soft spring rains. And then... [takes off raincoat to reveal that she is wearing a one-piece bathing suit] THE SCORCHING HEAT OF SUMMER!!!

Angry Crew Member Offscreen:
CUT IT OFF!

Ross:
[walks up to Christine with a bathrobe, which he uses to cover her up] Christine! What are you doing?!

Christine:
Well, Ross, I'm introducing the show. I thought that since it was about weather, I'd just, uh... [laughs sheepishly]

Ross:
Do you realize what the Censor Board would say about this? Do you want them to take this show off the air?

Christine:
[laughing and grinning wickedly] Yes.

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