You Can't Do That on Television, Season 5 (1984)

[Snakeeyes' bus is stuck in a snowbank and he tries to push it out.]

Snakeeyes:
All right kids, You're going to have to come out and help me push.

Lisa:
We are always getting stuck in the snow Snakeeyes. Can't the school board buy some snow tires?

Snakeeyes:
Oh they wanted to buy snow tires, but I told them, "No thank you!".

Lisa:
Why?

Snakeeyes:
Oh you kids are so stupid. I mean snow tires, how long do you think they'd last? Tires made out of snow. First two days of summer, they'd melt.

Lisa:
Where does the school board find him? And why do they let him drive a bus?