You Can't Do That on Television, Season 5 (1984)
[Christine is shoveling snow during a blizzard in the studio.]
Alasdair:
(with his weather machine) Christine! I finally figured out how to stop the snow!
Christine:
Well would you hurry up?! My arms are getting tired!
Alasdair:
All right! You turn the dial to heat wave. There! (The blizzard stops.)
Christine:
Oh it worked! Oh but Alasdair, there's only one problem. Where does all the snow go when it melts?
Alasdair:
It turns into water!
[Alasdair is drenched]
Christine:
Well, at least you didn't get green slimed.
Alasdair:
You know, sometimes I don't know which is worse.
[Alasdair is slimed]
Christine:
Well, now you know.
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