You Can't Do That on Television, Season 7 (1986)

(Alasdair, Alanis, Adam and Kai are partying in the living room and having a wonderful time, when they hear their parents' voices outside the door.)

Mrs. Prevert:
Children! We're home from the convention!

Mr. Prevert:
Hi kids!

Alasdair:
Oh no! We weren't supposed to be having a party! Quick, clean up!

Adam:
They'll kill us!

(The children frantically begin trying to clean up the messy living room, but don't get far when the door opens and Mom and Dad enter.)

Mr. Prevert:
(sees mess) HEY! Whaaaat's been goin' on here?!

Adam:
Well...

Alasdair:
Some... some... some bunch of burglars broke in here and tied us all up, and then they went really wild and crazy and had a party!

Kai:
And... and you should have seen the Pin the Tail on the Donkey game! It was terrible!

Mrs. Prevert:
Oh, no! Are you kids all right?

Alasdair:
Well, we're kind of in shock right now.

Mr. Prevert:
Okay, listen - I am gonna call the police.

Alanis:
Dad, don't be too hard on them, you know, just because they didn't clean up the place.

Mrs. Prevert:
Oh, don't you worry, Alanis. Those burglars are going to get their just deserts. You see (holds up fish bone), those burglars ate some salmon that was contaminated with food poisoning, and they are all going to be very sick any minute now.

(The kids immediately get sick and begin to throw up.)