You Can't Do That on Television, Season 7 (1986)

Mrs. Prevert:
(entering the bedroom, where Doug and Jody are lying in their individual beds, sneezing and sniffling) Okay boys, it's time for school, you're going to be late. Up, up!

Doug:
We can't, mom. These allergies are (sneezes) really getting to us!

Jody:
My nose, my body aches all over!

Mrs. Prevert:
Well, perhaps you boys had better stay home. There is a lot of that pollen stuff in the air. (leaves)

Doug:
Can you believe that?! She bought it! (produces a pepper mill from under his bedclothes) These pepper mills are a real lifesaver.

Mrs. Prevert:
(returning, holding some blankets, a pot and a humidifier) Okay! I've closed all the windows, and I'm going to steam up the room, and here's some extra blankets, and I'm going to take your temperature, Jody, open your mouth. That's it. And lots and lots of chicken soup; (to rubber chicken in the pot) Elmo, sit still. Oh, you're going to be better in no time! (leaves)

Jody:
Oh, great idea, Doug. Now we've gotta stay in this torture chamber all day!

Doug:
I think I'd rather go to school.