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You Can't Do That on Television, Season 7 (1986)

You Can't Do That on Television (1979-1990) was a sketch-comedy television program for pre-teens produced at CJOH-TV in Ottawa, and aired in the United States on Nickelodeon, in Canada on CTV and YTV, and in other countries around the world. more »

Mr. Schidtler:
Well. Is this what you have to present for Show and Tell Alasdair?

(Alasdair is standing apparently naked with a black square over his groin)

Alasdair:
Yes sir.

Jodie:
Kind of a funny color isn't it?

Vanessa:
I can't see anything. (to the camera) Get rid of that stupid black band!

(the black square disappears to reveal Alasdair wearing Hawaiian shorts. Vanessa screams)

Alasdair:
Hey, if you think that's neat, wait till you see what else my parents brought back from Hawaii! (puts on a lei.)

Vanessa:
Ohhhh. (to the camera) Put the black band back! (the black square reappears) No! I mean on his face! (the black square moves over Alasdair's face.)

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