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You Can't Do That on Television, Season 8 (1987)

You Can't Do That on Television (1979-1990) was a sketch-comedy television program for pre-teens produced at CJOH-TV in Ottawa, and aired in the United States on Nickelodeon, in Canada on CTV and YTV, and in other countries around the world. more »

Mrs. Prevert:
Matthew, I have baked a cake in honour of the most important day in a young man's life!

Doug:
Hey, happy birthday, Matt! I didn't know it was your birthday!

Mrs. Prevert:
Oh, no, no, today isn't Matthew's birthday. Today is the anniversary of the day a mother most looks forward to!...

Matthew:
Mother, not in front of my friends!...

Mrs. Prevert:
Today, is the anniversary, of the day Matthew was potty-trained!

(Matthew puts his head down in embarrassment while the other kids laugh)

Mrs. Prevert:
Four years ago today! And to celebrate, I baked a cake in the shape of a potty, with little bits of... well, made out of chocolate.

Barth (in Barth's Burgery):
D'oh, why use chocolate? What's wrong with the real, natural ingredients?

(cut back to the living room, where Matthew and his friends are now throwing up into the potty-shaped cake)

Mrs. Prevert:
(angry) Now you see what you've done? Now they have ruined the cake!

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