You Can't Do That on Television, Season 9 (1989)

(Mr. and Mrs. Prevert, Chris and Sariya are sitting around the dinner table eating.)

Mr. Prevert:
Y'know, Chris, I know that when I was going to high school, none of the girls was as pretty as Sariya here.

Mrs. Prevert:
Oh, but Lance, you and I were in high school together, dear.

Mr. Prevert:
Yeah, that's right.

Mrs. Prevert:
You know, Sariya, back in those days, all the girls talked about Chris's father. They couldn't believe any boy had so many zits or such bad breath. The only reason I went out with him is because I felt sorry for him... well, I lost a bet.

Sariya:
Mrs. Prevert, I can't believe you would say such a thing.

Mrs. Prevert:
Really, dear?

Sariya:
That's the exact same reason why I agreed to go out with Chris! (She and Mom both stick their tongues out triumphantly at a chagrined Chris and Mr. Prevert.)