You Can't Do That on Television, Season 9 (1989)

You Can't Do That on Television (1979-1990) was a sketch-comedy television program for pre-teens produced at CJOH-TV in Ottawa, and aired in the United States on Nickelodeon, in Canada on CTV and YTV, and in other countries around the world. more »

Stephanie:
Vanessa, how does it feel to be back on the show this time around?

Vanessa:
Well, at first I thought it was going to be awful, but actually it's not that bad.

Ross:
Oh yeah? It's all right now, but wait until we really get into this show. We found out there's a lot of stuff that you owe us.

Vanessa:
Oh really? Like what?

[Vanessa is slimed]

Vanessa:
What's this?!

Ross:
Well Vanessa, it just so happens that that Adoption show that I mentioned, you said the magic words and the slime did not come down. So, you owe us one.

Vanessa:
But Ross, that's not fair! I didn't even say "I don't know."

[Vanessa is slimed again]

Ross:
We appreciate your generosity Vanessa, but you only owed us one not two slimes.

Vanessa:
Ross, I wasn't being generous.

Ross:
Oh, of course not. You're stupid like the old days.

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