You Can't Do That on Television, Season 9 (1989)
You Can't Do That on Television (1979-1990) was a sketch-comedy television program for pre-teens produced at CJOH-TV in Ottawa, and aired in the United States on Nickelodeon, in Canada on CTV and YTV, and in other countries around the world. more »
[Chris is washing and waxing a car on the highway]
Karate Instructor:
Wash on, wash off. Wash on, wash off.
Chris:
I've seen the movie. This is going to turn me into a big karate champion right?
Karate Instructor:
No! Turn you into car wash attendant!
...
Chris:
Wait a minute. Can we stop this scene? That joke was stupid! It didn't have any punchline. Can we do it over?
Karate Instructor:
No punchline?
Chris:
No punchline. I already told you! What are you deaf?
Karate Instructor:
[punches Chris in the face.] That was punchline!
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