CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Season 1

Nick:
Shut up. She was not.

Warrick:
I saw her in action.

Nick:
Really?

Warrick:
Yeah, she was.

Nick:
Catherine?

Catherine:
(walks in and smiles) I was what?

Warrick:
I was just telling Nick how you were a big bully in high school.

Catherine:
A bully? All right, I guess I was. But, I mean, not the kind that people want to take a gun out and shoot.

Warrick:
No.

Nick:
No, no. You were the kind that guys fall all over themselves trying to impress.

Catherine:
(smiling) Like you, Nick, huh? (Cath puts a hand on his shoulder for emphasis, he gets it. And sits down) Oh, Nick...what were you in high school?

Nick:
Me? I was, uh...I was "dependable".

Catherine:
Dependable.

Nick:
Mmhmm.

Catherine:
Dependable jock, dependable stoner?

Nick:
No. Never a strap, never a smoker. Just all-around "dependable" guy, I guess.

Warrick:
What Nick's trying to say he was unpopular. (Cath laughs. Sara walks into the break room)

Sara:
Nick, Ronny's got something on Liquid Man, says it's hot.

Nick:
Great. (gathers things and gets up)

Warrick:
Hey Sara, what were you in high school?

Sara':
Science nerd. (Nick walks past her and sniffs)

Nick:
You changed? (whispers) But you still smell. Let's go. (they leave)

Catherine:
So that leaves you, Warrick. What were you?

Warrick:
Oh, I was short, I had big feet, thick glasses.

Catherine:
You?

Warrick:
Yeah. I got pushed around by all the guys and never got any play from the girls.

Catherine:
The girls didn't even notice your eyes?

Warrick:
No, they used to tease me about my eyes. Called me names.

Catherine:
Aww, well, what do they know? They're your best feature.

(Sara is working on the decomp and Hank finds her in the lab, and she excuses herself for a minute)