Blackadder

Blackadder:
Look at this, what is it?

Baldrick:
I'm surprised you've forgotten my lord.

Blackadder:
I haven't forgotten, it's a rhetorical question.

Baldrick:
Nah, it's a potato.

Blackadder:
To you, it's a potato. To me, it's a potato. But to Sir Walter bloody Raleigh, it's fine carriages, luxury estates and as many girls as his tongue can cope with! He's making a fortune out of the things: people are smoking them, building houses out of them... they'll be eating them next!