Blackadder

Captain Rum:
Truth is, I don't know the way to the Cape of Good Hope anyway.

Blackadder:
Good Lord! What were you going to do?!

Captain Rum:
What I usually do: sail round and round the Isle of Wight until everyone's dizzy and then head for home!

Blackadder:
[smiles] You old rascal. Still, who cares? The day after tomorrow, we shall be in Calais. Captain, set sail for France!

[Everyone cheers. Cut to "The Day After The Day After Tomorrow", when everyone looks less excited.]

Blackadder:
... So, you don't know the way to France either?

Captain Rum:
No. I must confess that too.

Blackadder:
[turns to Percy and Baldrick] Bugger.