Blackadder

[Blackadder enters his house and shuts the door]

Blackadder:
I can not believe it! She drags me all the way from Billingsgate to Richmond to play about the weakest practical joke since Cardinal Wolsey got his nob out at Hampton Court and stood at the end of the passage pretending to be a door

[Baldrick laughs]

Blackadder:
Oh shut up Balders, you'd laugh at Shakespeare comedy

[Percy enters and hugs Blackadder]

Percy:
Edmund! Oh Edmund I have awaited your return!

Blackadder:
And thank god you did, for I was just thinking," My god, I die in 12 hours and what I really need now, is a hug from a complete prat."

Percy:
But fear not, for I have a plan to save the life of my dear, dear friend!

Blackadder:
Look, I'm not interested in your bloody friends, what about me?