Blackadder

Percy:
Do not despair! For I have some small savings carefully harvested from my weekly allowance, set aside against my frail old age. By lucky haps, it is just over a thousand, methinks, and for years has been hidden beyond the wit of any thief, in an old sock...

Percy and Blackadder:
...under the squeaky floorboard...

Percy, Blackadder and Baldrick:
...behind the kitchen dresser.

Percy:
[smiles uneasily] You've seen it, then.

Blackadder:
Seen it, pinched it, spent it! And the same goes for the two farthings Baldrick thinks he's got hidden inside that mouldy potato.

Baldrick:
Oh, bloody hell!