Blackadder

[Edmund walks in with a pair of false breasts on. Percy makes coughing noises to try and alert him to this fact]

Blackadder:
Sorry, he's sick. Leprosy...of the brain.

Lady Whiteadder:
What he is trying to tell you is that you appear to be wearing a pair of devil's dumplings!

[Blackadder looks down, notices the breasts and places them around his head]

Blackadder:
Oh my god, my ear muffs have fallen down! Would you like a pair, it's getting rather cold?

Lady Whiteadder:
No, thank you! Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics!