Blackadder

Blackadder:
Baldrick, where's the manuscript?

Baldrick:
You mean the big papery thing tied up with string?

Blackadder:
Yes Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Dr. Johnson.

Baldrick:
You mean the big batey fellow in the black coat who just left?

Blackadder:
Yes, Baldrick, Dr. Johnson

Baldrick:
So, you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the batey fellow in the black coat who just left is?

Blackadder:
Yes, Baldrick, I am... and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with soft, dangly collection of objects in your trousers. Now... for the last time, Baldrick... where is Dr. Johnson's manuscript?

Baldrick:
On the fire.

Blackadder:
On the *what*?

Baldrick:
The hot, orangy thing under the stony mantelpiece.

Blackadder:
You've burnt the dictionary?!

Baldrick:
Yep.