Blackadder

George:
[talking about his love for Amy] Oh Amy, bless all ten of your tiny pinkies. [picks up his paper] Now, let's see what's in the paper... OH MY GOD! SHE'S BEEN ARRESTED AND HANGED!

Blackadder:
[knowingly] Oh really?

George:
It turns out she was a highwayman.

Blackadder:
[tuts] These modern girls.

George:
Apparently, someone tipped off the authorities and collected the £10,000 reward. What a greasy sneak! If only I could get my hands on him.

Blackadder:
[tuts again] You can't trust anyone, these days, sir.

George:
It says here that she had an accomplice...

[Blackadder drops his tray in fright]

George:
... But they don't know who it was.

[The tray jumps back into Blackadder's hands]