Blackadder
[After Baldrick suggests a cunning plan of joining the Catering Corps. to get out of the trenches]
Blackadder:
There is however one slight flaw in the plan; you're the worst cook in the entire world!
Baldrick:
Oh yeah.
Blackadder:
There are amoeba on Saturn who could boil a better egg than you. Your filet mignons in sauce bernaise look like dog turds in glue!
Baldrick:
That's because they are.
Blackadder:
Your plum duff tastes like it's a molehill decorated with rabbit droppings.
Baldrick:
I thought you wouldn't notice...
Blackadder:
And your cream custard has the texture of cat vomit.
Baldrick:
Again, it's...
Blackadder:
If you were to serve up one of your meals at Staff HQ, you'd be arrested for the greatest mass poisoning since Lucretia Borgia invited 500 of her close friends for a wine and anthrax party!
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