Blackadder

Blackadder (1983, 1986-89, 1999) is a television show which originally aired on BBC One written by Richard Curtis, Ben Elton, and Rowan Atkinson. It traces members of the Blackadder dynasty and their associates through different periods of history. more »

Blackadder:
Thank you George, but if you don't mind, I'd rather have my tongue beaten wafer-thin by a steak tenderizer and then stapled to the floor with a croquet hoop.

[Blackadder has just sent Baldrick to clean out the latrines, and when he returns, a massive cheer is heard outside']

Baldrick:
Sir, it's all over the trenches!

Blackadder:
Well, mop it up then!

Baldrick:
No sir, the news! The Russian Revolution has started! The masses have risen up and shot all their nobs!

George:
Well, hurrah!

Blackadder:
Oh no, the bloody Russians have pulled out of the war!

George:
Well, we soon saw them off, didn't we?! Miserable, slant-eyed sausage eating swine!

Blackadder:
The Russians are on our side, George.

George:
[surprised] Are they?

Blackadder:
And they've abandoned the Eastern Front.

Baldrick:
And they've overthrown Nicholas II who used to be bizarre!

Blackadder:
Who used to be the tsar. The point is that now that the Russians have made peace with the Kaiser, at this very moment a quarter of a million Germans are leaving the Russian Front and coming here with the express purpose of using my nipples for target practice!

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