Blackadder

Flashheart:
The first thing to remember is always treat your kite [Whacks diagram with his pointer.] like you treat your woman [Whips the air. Hard.]

George:
Ho-how do you mean, sir? You mean, um... you mean, take her home over the weekend to meet your mother?

Flashheart:
No. I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!

Blackadder:
I'm beginning to see why the Suffragette Movement want the vote.

Flashheart:
Hey, any bird who wants to chain herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote!