Blackadder
Blackadder:
Flashheart, this is Captain Darling.
Flashheart:
"Captain Darling"?! Funny name for a guy, isn't it? [jumps off table and faces Darling] Last person I called "Darling" was pregnant 20 seconds later! Hear you couldn't be bothered to help old Slackie here.
Darling:
[stuttering nervously] Oh, well, it... It wasn't quite like that, sir. It's just that we... weighed up the pros and cons and... decided it wasn't a reasonable use of our time and resources. [laughs nervously]
Flashheart:
Well, this isn't a reasonable use of my time and resources, but I'm gonna do it anyway.
Darling:
What?
Flashheart:
This! [headbutts Darling hard, knocking him unconscious] Alright Slackie, alright Slackie, I've gotta fly; two million chicks and only one Flashheart! And always remember, if you want something, take it! BOBBY!
[Bob walks in]
Bob:
My lord?
Flashheart:
I want something!
Bob:
[unbuttoning her coat] Take it!
Flashheart:
WOOF!
Blackadder:
[under his breath] Git.
[As Flashheart exits Melchett enters the room]
Melchett:
Ah, Blackadder! So you escaped?
Blackadder:
Yes sir.
Melchett:
Bravo! [briefly glances at the unconscious Darling] Don't slouch, Darling.
Blackadder:
I wonder whether, having been tortured by the most vicious sadist in the German army, I might have a week's leave to recuperate.
Melchett:
Splendid idea! Your commanding officer would have to be stark raving mad to refuse you!
Blackadder:
Well, you are my commanding officer.
Melchett:
Well?
Blackadder:
Can I have a week's leave to recuperate, sir?
Melchett:
[outraged] Certainly not!
Blackadder:
Thank you, sir.
Melchett:
BAAA!
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