Blackadder

Blackadder (1983, 1986-89, 1999) is a television show which originally aired on BBC One written by Richard Curtis, Ben Elton, and Rowan Atkinson. It traces members of the Blackadder dynasty and their associates through different periods of history. more »

Blackadder:
Flashheart, this is Captain Darling.

Flashheart:
"Captain Darling"?! Funny name for a guy, isn't it? [jumps off table and faces Darling] Last person I called "Darling" was pregnant 20 seconds later! Hear you couldn't be bothered to help old Slackie here.

Darling:
[stuttering nervously] Oh, well, it... It wasn't quite like that, sir. It's just that we... weighed up the pros and cons and... decided it wasn't a reasonable use of our time and resources. [laughs nervously]

Flashheart:
Well, this isn't a reasonable use of my time and resources, but I'm gonna do it anyway.

Darling:
What?

Flashheart:
This! [headbutts Darling hard, knocking him unconscious] Alright Slackie, alright Slackie, I've gotta fly; two million chicks and only one Flashheart! And always remember, if you want something, take it! BOBBY!

[Bob walks in]

Bob:
My lord?

Flashheart:
I want something!

Bob:
[unbuttoning her coat] Take it!

Flashheart:
WOOF!

Blackadder:
[under his breath] Git.

[As Flashheart exits Melchett enters the room]

Melchett:
Ah, Blackadder! So you escaped?

Blackadder:
Yes sir.

Melchett:
Bravo! [briefly glances at the unconscious Darling] Don't slouch, Darling.

Blackadder:
I wonder whether, having been tortured by the most vicious sadist in the German army, I might have a week's leave to recuperate.

Melchett:
Splendid idea! Your commanding officer would have to be stark raving mad to refuse you!

Blackadder:
Well, you are my commanding officer.

Melchett:
Well?

Blackadder:
Can I have a week's leave to recuperate, sir?

Melchett:
[outraged] Certainly not!

Blackadder:
Thank you, sir.

Melchett:
BAAA!

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