Blackadder

George:
I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with... "M"!

Baldrick:
Err... Ummm...

George:
[indicating a mug on the table] Mmmm...?

[George and Baldrick continue to go "Mmmm" for some time, until Blackadder loses patience]

Blackadder:
MUG!

George:
Oh, I say, well done, sir! Your turn!

Blackadder:
I spy, with my bored little eye... something beginning with "T".

Baldrick:
Breakfast!

Blackadder:
What?

Baldrick:
My breakfast always begins with tea. Then I have a little sausage. Then a egg with some little soldiers.

Blackadder:
Baldrick, when I said it begins with "T," I was talking about a letter.

Baldrick:
No, it never begins with a letter! The postman don't come 'til 10:30!

Blackadder:
Oh, I can't go on like this. George, take over.

George:
All right, sir. Um... I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with "R".

Baldrick:
Army!

Blackadder:
FOR GOD'S SAKE, BALDRICK! "Army" starts with an "A"! He's talking about something with an "R"! [trills the R]

Baldrick:
Motorbike!

Blackadder:
WHAT?!

Baldrick:
A motorbike starts with a Rrrrr!

Blackadder:
Right! My turn again. What begins with "Come here" and ends with "OW"?

Baldrick:
I dunno.

Blackadder:
Come here. [punches Baldrick in the face]

Baldrick:
OW!

Blackadder:
Well done.

George:
Now I... [laughs nervously] I don't think you've quite got the hang of this game, sir. Tell you what, let's try another one. I hear, with my little ear... something beginning with "B".

Blackadder:
What?

George:
Bomb.

Blackadder:
[surprised] I can't hear a bomb.

George:
Listen very carefully. [the faint whistle of an incoming bomb is heard]

Blackadder:
Oh yes...! [there is an almighty explosion as the bomb hits]