Abby's

Announcer:
Abby's was filmed in front of a live outdoor audience.

Abby:
I'm not sure how the scoring works, but I'm willing to waste a lot of time on the Internet trying to figure it out. I mean, I got a dentist appointment tomorrow, but other than that, I ain't got nothing for months.

Bill:
And even if I didn't, I vote with Abby always.

Beth:
How casual? Like a one night stand? Like a 45-night stand spread out over, uh, three months.

James:
You're a catch. You're more than enough on your own.

James:
He manipulated me! I had a Huffy, and it had a card clipped on it so it made the motorcycle sound, when it rolled down.

Abby:
Oh, I'm sorry about that. We do have a box for complaints about people losing their quarters, but you have to write your complaint on a dollar.

Fred:
Sad Fred makes me sad.

Beth:
I'm very handsy.

Bill:
Abby, I was just trying to help you.

Abby:
Bill, I did not need your help.

James:
In fact, I've written several of my own applications.

Abby:
I think maybe you've had enough tuna.