America's Next Top Model, Cycle 18

Sophie:
[in confessional] I'm Sophie. I'm from Oxford. The dictionary's from Oxford.

Kyle:
[in confessional about Jasmia, Sophie, Annaliese, Ashley, Alisha, Catherine and Louise] Wait! These girls are from the U.K.?! They're not American?! Is this a joke right now?!

Laura:
[in confessional about teaming up with Mariah, AzMarie, Seymone, Candace, Eboni and Kyle to get Jasmia, Sophie, Annaliese, Ashley, Alisha, Catherine and Louise all eliminated] Those legged girls are going to team up and we're going to be like "It's America's Next Top Model."

Ashley:
[to AzMarie] I think I'm the only one from Scotland. [in confessional about the British Invasion] When I heard it was U.S. versus U.K., I was really excited.

Eboni:
[in confessional about Ashley's Scottish accent] What are you saying right now?! I don't understand!

Ashley:
[in confessional about Mariah, Azmarie, Seymone, Candace, Laura, Eboni and Kyle] When I heard it was U.S. versus U.K., I was really excited but then I was intimidated because these girls were hot. [in another confessional] I'm so getting subtitled. [back to present, to AzMarie] Are you a previous contestant?

AzMarie:
[to Ashley] No.

Ashley:
[to AzMarie] I'm previous.

AzMarie:
[to Ashley] Oh.

Ashley:
[to AzMarie] Yeah I was on Britain's Next Top Model. I think all the Brits were.

Sophie:
[in confessional] That's all I could think of saying I was so nervous!

Annaliese:
[to Laura] Just remember you guys speak English!

Ashley:
[in confessional about Candace] She can't call me that! How rude!

Jasmia:
[in confessional] In this competition I will be a threat! [fligs jacket into Azmarie's face]

AzMarie:
[in confessional about Jasmia] Jasmia took her coat off and flinged it in my face! Ladies, we got a problem! The claws are definitely coming out!

Alisha:
[in confessional] I'm Alisha. I'm twenty and from South London.

Seymone:
I thought they were going to bring my competitor out but I don't see any competition.

Louise:
[to Seymone] Like how we say in London, when someone gets too big for their boots we say "wind your neck in!"

Seymone:
[in confessional about Louise] Wind up you neck?! I don't know what that means!

Annaliese:
[to Jasmia, Sophie, Ashley, Alisha, Catherine and Louise about Mariah, AzMarie, Seymone, Candace, Laura, Eboni and Kyle] An American is going home first!

Catherine:
[in confessional] The American girls, they've got a really tiny wardrobe and they were like "Oh! Where are we going to put our clothes?" So I was like "Oh! Don't worry! You're not going to be here long! You don't need a big wardrobe!"

Jasmia:
[in confessional] So this opportunity is going to open so many doors for me.

Seymone:
[in confessional about Jasmia, Sophie, Annaliese, Ashley, Alisha, Catherine and Louise] They've already been on Britain's Next Top Model.

Laura:
[in confessional about Alisha] Girl had a breakdown. I was like "Wait? Haven't you already done a bunch of these?" and then like the fact that everyone's consoling her and I was like "Tell her to grow up!"

Tyra:
[to Mariah, AzMarie, Seymone, Candace, Laura, Eboni and Kyle] Just because I am from America doesn't mean you will be favored.

Tyra:
[flips over Eboni's photo] Eboni. [Eboni comes to collect her photo] Congratulations, Eboni. [to Jasmia, Alisha, Annaliese, Louise and Ashley after Catherine, Sophie, Mariah, Azmarie, Seymone, Candace, Laura, Eboni and Kyle are all safe from the first elimination] So something is very clear right now isn't it? That the first girl going home for this cycle of America's Next Top Model is from Britain. [flips over Louise's photo] Louise. [Louise runs to collect her photo] She's running! Congratulations!

Louise:
[to Tyra] Thank you!

Tyra:
[flips over Alisha's photo] Alisha. [Alisha comes to collect her photo] The next name that I am going to call is... [flips over Annaliese's photo] Annaliese. [Annaliese comes to collect her photo feeling relieved] Congratulations! You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. [to Jasmia and Ashley] Will Jasmia and Ashley please step forward? [Ashley walks ahead and Jasmia comes down from behind Ashley] Two beautiful ladies stand before me but I only have one photo in my hands and this photo represents the girl that is still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. I will only call one name. The girl that I do not call must immediately pack those bags and go back to Britain. So the judges debated about your photos.

Tyra:
[flips over Ashley's photo] You stay in America, Ashley. [Ashley hugs Jasmia before coming to collect her photo] You're name was called not because your photo was better than Jasmia's. It wasn't.

Jasmia:
[to Tyra] Thank you! [to Alisha, Annaliese, Louise, Ashley, Catherine, Sophie, Mariah, AzMarie, Seymone, Candace, Laura, Eboni and Kyle] Alright, girlies! Good luck! [receives a huge group hug] Ooohh! [in confessional about getting eliminated first] I'll miss the challenge and also the experience. Also not being able to finish my journey. I'm sad. I came here wanting to win. Do I have to answer any more questions? [leaves panel]

Seymone:
[in confessional] Shut up and take what you get.

Eboni:
Can you not film me right now?

Louise:
[in confessional about her makeover] Now, I've had all of this chopped off, I think I'm the most powerful one here now!

Eboni:
[in confessional about Louise] Louise thinks she's the queen of this competition but over here in the U.S.A. we don't have queens so she needs to pull it together.

Sophie:
[in confessional] Seymone demolished a whole haggis!

Seymone:
[to Candace] No!

Candace:
[to Seymone laughing] Seymone, she didn't want to share that haggis!

Seymone:
[in confessional about Candace joking around] Candace, you're making fun of me and I'm over here sick and I just did this for you! Like, really?! [to Candace] I'm saying that it's not funny! I feel sick! I feel like throwing up!

Eboni:
[in confessional about Candace and Seymone] There was a little argument between Candace and Seymone and Candace was like "Why didn't you share the haggis? Why didn't you share the haggis?" but it was a joke! Nobody wants to eat the haggis!

Seymone:
[to Candace] I feel sick! I feel sick!

Candace:
[in confessional about Candace] She just took that thing and was mad!

Seymone:
[to Candace] I gave to the haggis and understand!

Ashley:
[in confessional with Sophie about Annalise] Annaliese... This... I'm not being Bias here.

Sophie:
[in confessional with Ashley] I thought an American...

Ashley:
[in confessional with Sophie about Seymone and Candace] I genuinely do feel that Seymone is a nice person because Seymone actually told me I'm her favorite Brit and so did Candance and...

Sophie:
[in confessional to Ashley about Seymone and Candace] What?!

Ashley:
[in confessional with Sophie about AzMarie] ...so did AzMarie...

Sophie:
[in confessional to Ashley about AzMarie, Seymone and Candace] No they didn't!

Ashley:
[in confessional to Sophie about AzMarie, Seymone and Candace] Yeah!

Sophie:
[in confessional to Ashley about AzMarie, Seymone and Candace] They're saying that to me!

Ashley:
[in confessional to Sophie] Shut up!

Sophie:
[in confessional with Ashley] One, two, three, do Candace!

Ashley:
[in confessional] I hope I'm good because I'm definitely going home if I'm bad this time.

Tyra:
[flips over Laura's photo first] Laura! You knew it was amazing, girl! Get on down here and strut yourself! Taking a chance!

Laura:
[to Tyra] Hey! I almost broke myself!

Tyra:
[to Laura] Congratulations! You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

Laura:
[to Tyra] Thank you. I am honored!

Tyra:
Runner up for best photo is... [flips over Ashley's photo second] Ashley!

Ashley:
[to Tyra] No way!

Tyra:
[to Ashley] Yes way!

Ashley:
[to Tyra] Oh my gosh!

Tyra:
[to Ashley] Congratulations! You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

Ashley:
[to Tyra] Thank you very much!

Tyra:
[flips over Seymone's photo last] Personality prevails Seymone. [Seymone hugs Mariah]

[Former Britain's Next Top Model Runner Ups Louise, Catherine, Sophie and Alisha from Cycles 3, 4, 5 and 6 respectively, all prank Seymone by throwing paper at her while she is sleeping]

Seymone:
[wakes up] I really don't like this, and I'm starting to get really pissed off. I'm trying to go to sleep!

Sophie:
[in confessional about Seymone] Seymone, she was like this. RAAAAA!!

Seymone:
[to Louise, Catherine, Sophie, Alisha and Ashley] STOP!

Sophie:
[in confessional about Seymone] Hoh!

Annaliese:
[in confessional about Seymone] Damn!

Seymone:
[to Louise, Catherine, Sophie, Alisha and Ashley] I'm not like every other female in this house! I don't do that stuff!

Sophie:
[in confessional about Seymone] Seymone is really up and down. She went from being right at the top, and then she went right to the bottom and I don't think you can afford to do that.

Seymone:
[to Louise, Catherine, Sophie, Alisha and Ashley] I'm trying to sleep! [in confessional] I'm not used to being around females. Don't cross me because I do slightly have a temper problem. [to Alisha with Candace standing beside her] You're twenty-five! Act it!

Alisha:
[to Seymone] Actually I'm twenty! Get it right!

Seymone:
[to Alisha] You're twenty! You need to act like it!

Alisha:
[to Seymone] Go to your bed!

Seymone:
[to Alisha] [bleep] I'M TRYING TO!

Alisha:
[in confessional] Me, I'm thinking, "What the hell was going on?" This started off as a joke! [to Seymone] What are you really going to do?

Louise:
[to Seymone getting in front of Alisha] No! [bleep] off!

Seymone:
[to Alisha and Louise] I'm trying to go to bed!

Alisha:
[to Seymone] Go to your bed then! That's what we've been telling you!

Seymone:
[to Alisha] Well, I will to go to bed, if you steer your ass out of my room!

Ashley:
[to Seymone] Stop pushing!

Seymone:
[to Ashley] I'm not pushing!

Alisha:
[in confessional about Seymone] I don't think it even was the fact that we were throwing paper. I think it was the stress of this competition, and she's worried, and she took all her frustrations out on us.

Seymone:
I'm trying to go upstairs!

Alisha:
[in confessional] If you can't take the heat in the kitchen, pack your bags and go home. One less girl to think about.

Tyra:
Up next, Louise. Hello, Louise.

Louise:
Hello!

Tyra:
Okay. Here is the best shot that you chose.

Nigel:
Huh. [to Louise] For me, you look strong. You look tough, but you're very mean.

Louise:
[to Nigel] Mean?!

Nigel:
[to Louise] Mean.

[Louise scoffs at Nigel, who chuckles]

Louise:
I feel like I can't win!

Kelly:
I think you need put some gratitude in your attitude, girl.

Nigel:
I know you shake your head a lot, you disagree a lot. But it is also potentially good when you are being critiqued to take it in with charm.

Kelly:
My experience with you on the set was that you were very condescending and rude to me, which I don't really care about.

Louise:
[to Kelly] No, no, no. You were rude to me!

Kelly:
[pause] Okay, I'm done talking to you now.

Louise:
Fine.

Tyra:
You just have a problem with authority.

Louise:
I don't do well with rude people.

Tyra:
You are a model, this is a publicist. Do you understand that?

Louise:
Yeah, I do.

Tyra:
There is a rank. I'm giving you a very tough lesson in how to get your career to the next level!

Cat Deeley:
I think it's so important, Louise. It's one of the best things you can possibly do, and... [laughs] You're shaking your head, "No!" I'm actually saying...

Louise:
No!

Tyra:
Louise, why are you shaking your head?

Louise:
[bleep] this! No! [to Alisha, who tries to stop her from leaving] No, get out of my way!

Alisha:
Please!

Louise:
No! No!

Tyra:
Let her go. It's okay.

Louise:
I never [bleep] agreed to all of this!

[Some of the girls gasp turn around in shock]

Tyra:
[to the girls] It's okay, ladies.

Louise:
[after leaving the judging panel] I need to go! I need to get my stuff and I need to go home! I'm not standing here, taking that from them! And that Kelly Cutrone! I swear to God, if she was on the street, I'd knock her out!

[cut to hallway where the rest of the girls stand to await the judges]

Catherine:
You think she's going to come back?

Sophie:
I don't think she's coming.

Alisha:
[crying] She can't go back! She's not coming back!

Annaliese:
You can't come back after that.

[cut back to Louise in parking lot]

Louise:
I need to go home! I want to go home! This is bullocks! Pack up my stuff, I want to go! I feel like I'm losing myself! I feel like I'm losing it!

Catherine:
[in confessional about Louise] I felt really bad for Louise because she just broke down, and it's not really nice seeing anyone just crumble like that.

Tyra:
Louise has decided to leave the competition. On America's Next Top Model, we'd like to think criticism is constructive. Although very tough, it's not for everyone. [to Candace, Eboni, Alisha and Ashley] All four of you are still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

Louise:
[in confessional after quitting] For me to walk off and walk away from something is like a big deal. To stand in front of someone and have them rip you down. That's not me. I'm really proud of my decision. I get to go and see my Mum and like I said everyone who knows me will say "Look, You did it and you stayed true to yourself."

Eboni:
[to Kyle] What the?!

Catherine:
[in confessional] Runway is my thing. I was not happy.

Annaliese:
[in confessional] Sincerly a stunner Alisha!

Laura:
[in confessional] Hi! I'm Kyle...

Catherine:
[singing] Alright girls, you right ready; Let's bring some Ty-Ty fierce and love; Right here, right now

Catherine, Sophie, Alisha and Annaliese:
[singing] We're smokin' (Smokin'); We're Vogue-in' (Vogue-in'); We'll mash you up, yeah yeah (yeah yeah); Our British tooch is major (Major!); Your hootchie tooch no flavor (Flavour!)

Catherine:
[singing] I'm Queen, Cathreen; I'm elegant and supreme; A timeless beauty from any era; I'm the only fashion time traveler (That's right!)

Sophie:
[singing] They all know me, I'm Sophie (Whassup Soph); I'm the one they talk about mostly (Yeah right); The scallywags just hate "Oh gosh!"; But they're just jelling because we're posh

Catherine, Sophie, Alisha and Annaliese:
[singing] We're smokin' (Smokin'); We're Vogue-in' (Vogue-in'); We'll mash you up, yeah yeah (yeah yeah); Our British tooch is major (Major!); Your hootchie tooch no flavor (Flavour!)

Alisha:
[singing] Legs for days, make your waves; Pot ledom runway teacher (Top model yo); Couture strutter, like no other; Sincerely a stunner, Alisha (So fierce)

Annaliese:
[singing] I'm a high fashion battery; Everything you try to be; British pot ledom personality (Top model backwards); Charisma with ease, convincing indeed; Chic masterpiece, Annaliese (Yeah let's go!)

Catherine, Sophie, Alisha and Annaliese:
[singing] We're smokin' (Smokin'); We're Vogue-in' (Vogue-in'); We'll mash you up, yeah yeah (yeah yeah); Our British tooch is major (Major!); Your hootchie tooch no flavor (Flavour!). Sparkly allure, smizing for sure; We enter a room with majesty; Our style's all Brit and the Yanks can't nic; The way we tickle your fancy. We tooch high (tooch) we tooch low (tooch tooch); Your Yanky tooch is too slow; We tooch high (tooch tooch) we tooch low (tooch tooch); Your hootchie tooch should just go. We're smokin' (Smokin'); We're Vogue-in' (Vogue-in'); We'll mash you up, yeah yeah (yeah yeah); Our British tooch is major (Major!); Your hootchie tooch no flavor (Flavour!).

Alisha:
[in confessional about relating to Anahi] I've been there. I've done that. I've felt that way. I know how it feels when kids at school bully you for these stupid minor things.

Seymone:
[in confessional] Can I leave please?

Annaliese:
[in confessional] We're going to Asia!

Catherine:
[in confessional] We're going to Asia!

Tyra:
[to Catherine] The Queen is going home.

Tyra:
[to Eboni and Alisha] So who stays? [flips over Alisha's photo] Alisha. [Alisha shakes her head and starts crying]

Alisha:
[to Tyra] I can't stay.

Tyra:
[to Alisha] You can't stay?

Alisha:
[to Tyra] I can't be selfish when I know I need to do things for myself! I can't do it! I'm not going to take that away from them and I'm not going to take it from her (Eboni) so I would rather walk away... [sobs] to get my spirit back and to just...feel like Alisha again! I'm not being ungrateful...

Tyra:
[to Alisha] I don't see you as ungrateful. There is nothing wrong for you to walk away, so you can leave but Eboni is leaving with you.

Alisha:
[in confessional after quitting] Britain's Next Top Model was hard but this is harder.

Tyra:
[to Annaliese] I didn't think you had as much potential as you do!

Tyra:
[voiceover] Brit model Alisha just couldn't get used to her weave

Eboni:
[to Alisha] Alisha stop patting yuor head.

Tyra:
[to Laura and Sophie] America's Next Top Model... Sophie!