Darkwing Duck, Season 2

Darkwing:
The city of St. Canard is home to a thousand criminals, but not one dares make a move. For in this city is a shadowy guardian, who hunts them like a phantom in the darkness. I am that guardian. I am the terror that flaps in the night; I am the winged scourage that pecks at your nightmares; I am Darkwing Duck!

Darkwing:
The daring Darkwing Duck defies death yet again and defeats the despicable denizens of darkness!

Gosalyn:
I'm glad you came to your senses. Now will you ground me?

Negaduck:
Ground you? Oh, I'll ground you alright! Into HAMBURGER! You'll spend the rest of your life paying for this!

Negaduck:
[the Muddlefoots are coming] I'll handle them! Where's my shotgun?

Negaduck:
I am the shopping cart that nicks your paint job!

NegaDuck:
I am the most fiendish terror that flaps in the darkest night! I am the skunk that pollutes your air! I... am... NEGADUCK!

Megavolt:
Negatrons alone can't be split or merged; you've been... GALVANIZED!

Megavolt:
Ingrate! You're no son of mine!

Posiduck:
Virtue is its own reward!

Negaduck:
Oh, yeah? Well, I say: don't get mad, get EVEN!

Gosalyn:
He's so obnoxious, so arrogant, so conceited! ...It's gotta be dad!

Darkwing:
I am the terror that... flaps... in the night?

Ghoul Duck:
This is the director's meeting of Macawber's Mushrooms! I don't believe you were invited!

Morgana:
Perhaps we could get together again sometime! I could share facts about spores and slime molds!

Darkwing:
Ah, I'd like that! Sort of.

Launchpad:
Gee, DW, sorry about your girlfriend being a fiendish bloodsucking creature from the netherworld.

Morgana:
Oh, Darkwing. If you insist on having principles, our relationship is doomed!

Binkie:
Oh, but bikes are so boyish! Don't you think Gosalyn should have more, well, feminine things? Have I ever told you that, dear?

Drake:
[muttering] Only every time you see me.

Herb:
Hey! Nice costume, there, Drake! Of course, nobody's gonna confuse you with the real Darkwing Duck!

Darkwing:
Uh, you don't think there's any resemblance, Herb?

Herb:
[laughs] No offence, there, guy, but Darkwing Duck is much taller! He's my best friend, I seen him once in person.

Darkwing:
Methinks malicious mischief mars this masquerade!

Darkwing:
Just as I suspected: the eels operate on alternating current!

Neptunia:
You know, you're pretty smart - for an idiot.

Neptunia:
You have some pretty good ideas - for a moron.

Steelbeak:
If there's one thing I hate, it's excuses! ...Make that two tings I hate. Excuses, an' a seven-ten split! [Darkwing shows up] Okay, make that three things.

Gizmoduck:
Well, if you're not a crook, how come you're wearing a mask?

Darkwing:
Hey, hey. Let's not get personal, helmet-head!

Gizmoduck:
It came with the outfit!

Gizmoduck:
Attention FOWL Agents! Come up with your hands up, or I, Gizmoduck, shall give you a sound thrashing!

Steelbeak:
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! What are these two tryin' to do, talk each other to death?

Darkwing:
The only way to really be happy is to be who you are, and nobody else.

Gosalyn:
This from a man in a cape and mask.

Darkwing:
Huh? Oh, oh I have to do this. For, uh, professional reasons. It's not like I'm maladjusted or anything; can't be that. Can it?

Darkwing:
Not that I care, Grizz, but you've got a fish in your ear.

Grizzlikof:
WHAT? I CANNOT HEAR YOU! I HAVE A FISH IN MY EAR!

Negaduck:
I am the screeching fingernail on the chalkboard of justice. I am the sourball in the candy jar of goodness! I am... Negaduck!

Darkwing:
Surrender, you scoundrel!

Negaduck:
Hey! You can't do that!

Darkwing:
Yep yep yep, stand back, everybody. It's true Honker here is a very shy young man, but I've dealt with this sort of thing before. Honker...SPIT IT OUT!

Herb Muddlefoot:
Honker, it's just not like you to lie, but until you stop, I'm gonna have to ground ya. No going out to play, no television, no food, no water, no sunlight...

Binkie:
Herb!