America's Next Top Model, Cycle 6

Leah:
I'm awesome. I'm like the best go go dancer ever to be created.

Kathy:
I feel like a penis with ears.

Dani:
I know what I feel, and I am not a racist.

Tyra:
Jade you are standing right in front of me because you have a lot of excuses, that you don't take responsibility for your actions.

Jade:
Long hair, baby! Furonda is really feeling this hair, now that is a true Miss Diva.

Sara:
[About Jade] I think the Peroxide's are starting to mess with her head.

Jade:
This is a competition! This is not America's-Next-Top-Best-Friend!I wanna be America's Next Top Model, because I feel that I have everything that it takes to be that.

"'Wendy'":
You need to not take your attitude out on other people!

"'Jade'":
Goodbye, J-Lo! Goodbye, J-Lo!

Jade:
I'm not worried about Furonda right now because she did really bad.

...

J. Alexander:
Furonda really impressed me. She did much better than last time!

Nigel:
[about Danielle spraining her ankle] Falling is definitely your expertise.

Joanie:
[After Nnenna kisses the male model] He totally pitched a tent while they were in Africa. And not one you camp in.

Danielle:
It's just so random to hear Jade say she wants to be a kindergarten teacher. I would homeschool my child before they went to Jade's class.

Nick Cannon:
The next game is called Questions.

Furonda:
The questions game is where you would ask a question, and the person would ask a question back.

Nick:
A TV and a remote.

Brooke:
Why do you keep change me all the time?

Joanie:
Why is your antennae all crooked?

Nick:
A job interview.

Jade:
I'm sorry you don't have the right qualifications. [A negative buzzer rings and a big red x appears on screen saying Not a Question]

Nick:
See, you gotta ask a question.

Jade:
See, this is confusing.

Joanie:
Jade, she just sucks at all of the stuff that we do.

Nick:
Start with who, what, when, where and why. If you start with one of those, you're gonna be good.

Jade:
Alright, man.

Nick:
I'ma give one where you can figure it out. A rich man and a poor man.

Jade:
My dick is bigger than yours.[Another negative buzzer rings and a big red x appears on screen saying Definitely Not a Question]

Joanie:
You totally just lost!

Jade:
You know, even though it was fun, laughter and jokes, that was humor to me. I was like what? [affirmative buzzer rings with a green checkmark, saying "question"]] What? [Buzzer rings again] What? [buzzer rings again]

Danielle:
[Rapping] Roses are red, violets are blue, i'm a win the title, and you look like boo-boo.

Nnenna:
[Rapping] You are a model, I knew that (laughs). But you could at least? Learn how to talk!

Mollie Sue:
[Rapping] Walk is good, might not fall, your head's as shiny as a big rubber ball.

Joanie:
[Rapping] Yeah, my name is Joanie, you know what I mean, it's me and this white dude on this here black team, I got a volleyball diva, a hot Latina and two African, queens!

Jade:
[Rapping] My name is Jade. The ace of spades. Furonda, my dear, I know your skin is bumpy, but my skin is flawless and you look really lumpy.

Joanie:
[about Jade's rap] Nobody else took it there, like nobody was like, "Yo Jade, you look like an 85 year old woman."

Jade:
[Rapping] Yo, you're blonde, you're too tall for this industry, you know what, i'm in this real, if you're not, because let me tell you they're gonna not blow up your **** body.

Sara:
[Rapping] I think i'm gonna puke in the bottle if I hear one more thing about Jade, the undiscovered supermodel.

Jade:
That doesn't rhyme. [silence voice]

Furonda:
[Rapping] I hate the bust on you, cause I know it's your world, hey man get rid of your "s" curl.

Jade:
[before Furonda picks someone to share her prize PSA] I volunteer.

Furonda:
[in a behind the scene interview] Jade and I are not friends. We're not friends. [back to the present] I'm going to pick Nnenna.

J. Alexander:
[about Brooke] She looks like a trout, but I love her.

Dani:
You see the sun rise, you see it set, you see the Eiffel Tower, you see the crows cock...all that going on, and Nnenna's still on the phone.

Brooke:
[About Nnenna] She's from Africa? Go back to Africa if it's so damn great.

Joanie:
[with a basket on her head] I'm a basket case!

Jade:
Sometimes I keep wondering why I am landing in the bottom two, but I'm coming back with a vengeance, I'm coming back strong.

Furonda:
I don't really get to know this stuff, I am a model, not a masseuse.

Joanie:
[About the products used by the makeup artists] I own that one! And the one for your face too!

Joanie:
[during the mermaid photo shoot] My boobs are falling out. I would be extremely embarassed if the boobs fell out.

Twiggy:
Jade frightens me. Don't leave me in a room with Jade!

Danielle:
I'll give you a hundred dollars if you eat this.

Joanie:
Get out of here!

Danielle:
A hundred dollars.

Joanie:
A hundred dollars, I'll have E. coli and be dead at 6 am!

Danielle:
But you'll have a hundred dollars. Furonda! You want some money?

"'Danielle'":
These girls are filthy! They eat and leave things everywhere. Look at this. Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

"'Joanie'":
What else can we throw away?!

Joanie:
[about Furonda's dance] It wasn't anything Thai, it was hula, it was club, it was everywhere.

Jade:
Posing with an elephant, it's like posing with an ancient dinosaur. And elephants are in the dinosaur family.

Furonda:
When I hear Jade and Joanie fighting I was like whonk whonk whonk whonk whonk whonk whonk, I was trying to tune them down.

Joanie:
The best girl won!

Tyra:
[to Gina] So why do you want to be America's Next Top Model?

Gina:
[to Tyra] I think that there's just not enough Asian models out there. I feel that I can break down that barrier, and I think it's our responsibility.

Tyra:
[to Gina] You say that you're not the girl next door. You're wild. What do you mean by that?

Gina:
[to Tyra] If you were to ask me to get down and strip naked, I will do it. That's just how I am.

Tyra:
[to Gina] Well...

Gina:
[to Tyra] But the thing is, like, my parents kinda have a thing with that sort of stuff. [a picture of Gina with her parents at her high school graduation flashes on screen] I mean, I don't know if I would go against my parents. I—I'm not sure. I mean—I kinda believe more in the American culture more than my parents.

J Alexander:
[to Gina] Oh!

Gina:
[to the judges] I'm not into Asian guys.

Tyra:
[to Gina] Why not?

Gina:
[to Tyra] The thing is, they're a lot shorter than I am, which is something that I can't tolerate. [J Alexander laughs]

Jay Manuel:
[to Gina] You've come so full circle from your initial statement.

Tyra:
[to Gina] But do you understand how you were a contradiction? First you were saying, "I'm Asian, I'm strong, I'm Korean." And then you're saying, "Screw Korean boys, and I want a white boy."

Gina:
[in confessional] I don't know what exactly happened, but I got confused and I started contradicting myself because certain things just started coming out, and it didn't make any sense.

Jay Manuel:
[to Tyra and J Alexander about Jade] Humility she does not lack!

Tyra:
[to J. Alexander and Jay Manuel about Dr. Yvonne] She has the look that the fashion industry loves right now. [Wendy walks in]

Wendy:
[to Tyra, J. Alexander and Jay Manuel] My name is Wendy. [Tyra smiles] I'm twenty-two and from New Orleans, Louisiana.

Jay Manuel:
[to Wendy] New Orleans?

Wendy:
[to Jay Manuel] Yes!

Danielle:
[to Dani when Dani makes racist comments about her] Don't ever, as long as you are alive, ever make another statement like that around me!

Dani:
[at the auditions in Houston, Texas] I am the most uber-conservative, Republican, hardcore Baptist you can ever imagine in your whole life. I don't like gay people. I don't like Muslims. I don't like abortions. I don't like anything liberal but other than that, I really like to get along with people.

Tyra:
[to Kathy] Come on in! [Kathy walks in]

Kathy:
[to Tyra] No!

Tyra:
[to Kathy] No!

Kathy:
[to Tyra] My goodness!

J. Alexander:
[to Kathy] My goodness!

Kathy:
[in home video] This is my home! [back to the present to Tyra, J. Alexander and Jay Manuel] I might not be the tallest or the most tan or the one with the biggest boobs or the one with the clearest skin but I feel it!

Tyra:
[to J. Alexander and Jay Manuel about Kathy] I like her too. She's very European looking and she just calls herself a hillbilly. Alright, so we did it again. [to the top twenty girls] Nervous, huh? I'm nervous too. This is the sixth time I have done this and I am still very nervous. There are twenty of you standing in front of me but unfortunately, all of you can't be in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. Only thirteen of you will be in the running. The first name that I am going to call is... [to Jade] Jade!

Tyra:
[screaming to Kathy in a southern accent] Katherine! [Kathy screams] Katherine! Get you butt over here now, girl! [Kathy runs over to hug Tyra before joining Jade, Sara, Mollie Sue, Leslie, Joanie, Nnenna, Kari, Brooke and Danielle]

Tyra:
The last name that I am going to call will round out these twelve girls over here and make it thirteen and out of that thirteen one of those girls is going to be America's Next Top Model. The last name that I am going to call is... [to Wendy] Wendy!

Wendy:
[to Tyra] Thank you so much!

Tyra:
[to Wendy who has just joined Jade, Sara, Mollie Sue, Leslie, Joanie, Nnenna, Kari, Brooke, Danielle, Kathy, Furonda and Gina as finalist number thirteen] One thing that I want to tell you, you're standing over there because you have a really great personality and a lot of modelling potential. It's no pity party here.

Wendy:
[to Tyra] Thank you!

Tyra:
[to Wendy, Jade, Sara, Mollie Sue, Leslie, Joanie, Nnenna, Kari, Brooke, Danielle, Kathy, Furonda and Gina] Now you all can celebrate!

Leslie:
Oh give me a hug!

Wendy:
[in confessional about making it into the top thirteen] It feels like I entered a dream! [hugs Kathy] I'm going to reestablish my life and I'm going to start over new.

Andrea:
[in confessional] I am so close to my family and... my home!

Furonda:
[in confessional] I'm going to be in the house of America's Next Top Model and I'm bringing it! I'm coming to compete!

Jade:
[to the press] I am the undiscovered supermodel.

Janice:
[to Jade] Why? What makes you so hot?

Jade:
[to the press] I feel that I have the most potential. I'm versatile, I'm totally different...

Sara:
[to Jade] We're all gonna have to take "No" to that.

Jade:
[to the press] ...I'm... [to Sara] Shut...shut up, up there! Shut up!

Janice:
[to Jade] No, "Zip it" is nicer than "Shut up". Zip it.

Jade:
[in confessional] Being twenty-six, I should have already been a Top Model because I feel like I have so much damn potential!

Jay Manuel:
[to Kathy] Katherine, you got the longest hair!

Kathy:
[to Jay Manuel] I... Yeah... Little nervous. Just a little! [in confessional] I'm really shocked! What are they going to do for the rest of the photoshoots? Are they going to give us wigs?

Kathy:
[in confessional] My look right now it's kind of freaky but I really like it but I do kind of feel like a penis with ears. [just about to do the photoshoot] Ugh!

Danielle:
[in confessional] Jay is like "You look regal". I did know what regal meant so I didn’t say anything because I was like if it’s bad I don’t wanna be like "thank you"!

Tyra:
[to the top thirteen selected girls of America's Next Top Model Cycle 6 at the very first official judging panel] One of you is weaker than the other twelve.

Tyra:
[to Jade at the very first official judging panel] You don't think you're arrogant at all, Jade?

Jade:
[to Tyra] No. I'm very humble, I'm very down to earth.

Nigel:
[to Jade] Well, I was about to say, "humble."

Jade:
[to Nigel] Yes, I am humble.

Nigel:
[to Jade] A part of being humble is being quiet...

Jade:
[to Nigel] Well, humble inside, I mean.

Nigel:
[to Jade] ...and listening...

Jade:
[to Nigel] Nigel, I mean humble inside.

Nigel:
[to Jade] ...and not talking over the judges!

Jade:
[to Nigel] I'm sorry.

J. Alexander:
Jade is a bit tranny to me, and that's why I love her.

Tyra:
[the top thirteen selected girls of America's Next Top Model Cycle 6 when they return to the panel to receive the verdict for the very first official elimination] Thirteen beautiful girls stand before me... [long pause] ...but I only have twelve photos in my hands and these photos represent the girls that are still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. The first name that I am going to call is... [flips over Nnenna's photo] ...Nnenna [Nnenna gets startled and shock and then comes to collect her photo] Congratulations, Nnenna! You took a stunning photo and you won the challenge. Congratulations.

Nnenna:
[to Tyra] Thank you very much.

Tyra:
You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

Nnenna:
[to Tyra] Thank you.

Tyra:
The next name that I am going to call is... [flips over Sara's photo] ...Sara. [Sara comes to collect her photo] Sara, this picture is magical. Congratulations. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

Sara:
[to Tyra] Thank you.

Tyra:
The next name that I am going to call is... [flips over Leslie's photo] ...Leslie. [Leslie comes to collect her photo, flips over Joanie's photo] Joanie. [Joanie comes to collect her photo, flips over Kari's photo] Kari. [Kari comes to collect her photo, flips over Danielle's photo] Danielle. [Danielle comes to collect her photo, congratulates Danielle] Congratulations.

Danielle:
[to Tyra] Thank you.

Tyra:
The next name that I am going to call is... [flips over Jade's photo] ...Jade. [Jade comes to collect her photo, flips over Mollie Sue's photo] Miss Mollie Sue. [Mollie Sue comes to collect her photo, flips over Brooke's photo] Brooke. [Brooke comes to collect her photo, flips over Gina's photo] Gina. [Gina comes to collect her photo runway walking] Work the runway girl! [other girls laugh]

Gina:
Mmm! Hmmm! Mmm! Hmmm!

Tyra:
[to Gina] Congratulations, Gina. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. [Gina joins the other nine girls while Wendy, Furonda and Kathy are left standing anxiously in the final three to await the last girl safe from the bottom two before receiving the verdict for the very first official elimination] The next name that I am going to call is... [flips over Wendy's photo] ...Wendy. [Wendy comes to collect her photo] Congratulations, Wendy.

Wendy:
[to Tyra] Thank you.

Tyra':
[to Kathy and Furonda in the bottom two] Will Furonda and Kathy please step forward? I only have one photo in my hands and this photo represents the girl that is still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. I will only call one name and the girl that I do not call must immediately return to the house, pack her belongings and go home. Furonda, you thought that you did an amazing job in your photoshoot. You thought you rocked it. You thought you did better than all those other girls in this entire room. Some of the judges think you did the worst. Kathy, you did an okay job in your photoshoot. Some of the judges look at you and they see a girl in the hometown that's cute however in the real world of modeling it just doesn't measure up. So who goes home? The girl with the worst photo in the bunch or the girl whom some of the judges just don't see true potential. [flips over Furonda's photo] Furonda. [Furonda hugs Kathy and goes to Tyra to collect her photo]

Tyra:
[to Furonda] Congratulations. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. So now instead of thinking that you rocked it you need to know that right now you're at the bottom of this heap because what you think is right is so wrong but we think that you have the potential to grow as a model. Congratulations.

Furonda:
[to Tyra] Thank you. [joins the eleven girls who were safe from the bottom two]

Tyra':
[to Kathy] Thank you, Kathy.

Kathy:
[to Tyra] Thank you. [goes to say goodbye to everyone including hugs from Danielle, Sara and Wendy]

Kathy:
[to everyone] Thanks it was good.

Tyra:
[to Kathy] Bye, Kathy. [Kathy leaves panel, Danielle looks a little sad]

Kathy:
[in confessional after getting eliminated first] I'm very disappointed. I do not want to be the first to go home. I felt like this way maybe my chance to shine but I guess not. Oh well, I made it this far and this is pretty big. I just wanted to say this isn't the end. You'll be seeing and I'll be on the cover of something someday. Just wait. I'll be big!

Mollie Sue:
[reading the Tyra mail] Think about tonight's cut because they'll be more.

[prior to makeovers, Tyra is telling each girl what they're going to get]

Tyra:
Brooke, when we look at you, we think Victoria's Secret, we think high fashion, so you know who's hair you're gonna get?

J. Alexander:
Mine. [everyone starts laughing]

Joanie:
[about Jade in confessional] Jade just shut up!

Mollie Sue:
[about Jade in confessional] Oh my gosh! Shut up!

Wendy:
[in confessional about her makeover] I like the hair and it's easier for me to keep up with. So it made me feel a lot better. [before and after (makeover) photos are shown]

Furonda:
[in confessional about Jade] Jade didn't want to go short. She wanted extensions.

Furonda:
Ladies! Hello!

Mollie Sue:
[about Furonda in confessional] Furonda, you're a diva!

Joanie:
[about Jade in confessional] She's not from this planet, so she says. And you know what? I think I believe it.

Wendy's Mother:
[on the phone to Wendy] ...and we couldn't even get in the kitchen. [Jade knocks on the door]

Wendy:
[looking up to Jade] Yeah?

Jade:
[to Wendy] Sorry, I need to use the phone. I have not used the phone, like, since I got my haircut. May I please use the phone?

Wendy:
[to Jade] I'm almost done. I had to get up at three o'clock in the morning. When I get off, I will let you know.

Jade:
[in confessional] I hadn't talked to my family since my makeover, so everything's building up inside me. [to Furonda] I haven't used the phone at all...but everybody else has used the phone. [in confessional] I don't know who I am right now. I'm lost, I need balance. [to Furonda] Yo, I'm tired of struggling. I feel like I am the undiscovered supermodel, you know what I'm saying? I live in New York City, the belly of the beast. I'm tired of this.

Mollie Sue:
[in confessional about herself, Jade and Furonda] I'm in the corner laughing. Furonda's laughing, which is just, like, adding fuel to the fire.

Jade:
This is ugly and this is what I said in the car, saying that this was gonna get ugly! This is a competition! This is not America's Next Top Best Friend! I wanna be America's Next Top Model because I have everything that it takes to be that. [in confessional] I know I'm a threat. I'm a strong-ass woman, I'm a soldier sister. Recognize.

Furonda:
[in confessional] Maybe she's bipolar, or something? Because the behavior that she displayed was just totally erratic.

Jade:
I am blonde, I am short! I'm—I'm unbalanced. You're wearing a crown on your head. You look ridiculous!

Furonda:
Well, you're up here in your panties.

Jade:
Of course I'm in my panties, and I look damn good! Broke-ass crown, they ain't even real diamonds.

Wendy:
[to Jade when finished on the phone] You need to not take your attitude out on other people.

Jade:
[to Wendy going in to use the phone] Goodbye, J-Lo! Goodbye, J-Lo! [Wendy walks into the bathroom with Joanie, Sara, and Furonda]

Joanie:
Dammit, she (Jade) woke me up!

Wendy:
You shouldn't have to bring someone else down to bring yourself high.

Jade:
[to her Mother (Diana Cole) on the phone] These girls are horrible, Mom! They're trying to corrupt me, Mum!

[girls return to the panel to receive the verdict for the second elimination]

Tyra:
Twelve lovely girls stand before me but I only have eleven photos in my hands and these photos represent the girls that are still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. The first name that I am going to call is... [flips over Brooke's photo] ...Brooke [Brooke comes to collect her photo] Congratulations. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

Brooke:
[to Tyra] Thank you.

Tyra:
The next name that I am going to call is... [flips over Danielle's photo] ...Danielle. [Danielle comes to collect her photo, flips over Nnenna's photo] Nnenna. [Nnenna comes to collect her photo, flips over Kari's photo] Joanie. [Kari comes to collect her photo, flips over Furonda's photo] Furonda. [Furonda comes to collect her photo, tells Furonda how far she has come] You were at the bottom of the pack! You're photo last week was ugh! But this, look at how your eyes connect. That's a model. Congratulations. The next name that I am going to call is... [flips over Gina's photo] ...Gina. [Gina comes to collect her photo, flips over Mollie Sue's photo] Miss. Mollie Sue. [Mollie Sue comes to collect her photo, makes a name comparison] You know how I love saying your name like that. My name is Tyra Lyn. Congratulations. [flips over Leslie's photo] Leslie. [Leslie comes to collect her photo, flips over Sara's photo] Sara. [Sara comes to collect her photo] Sara you have the judges all confused and just... [Sara laughs] So you have a lot to prove. Congratulations. [Wendy, Joanie and Jade are left standing anxiously in the final three to await the last girl safe from the bottom two before receiving the verdict for the second elimination] The next name that I am going to call is... [flips over Joanie's photo] ...Joanie. [Joanie comes to collect her photo] Congratulations, Joanie. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. [to Wendy and Jade in the bottom two] Will Jade and Wendy please step forward? Two beautiful interesting women stand before me but I only have one photo in my hands and this photo represents the girl that is still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. I will only call one name and the girl that I do not call must immediately return to the house, pack her belongings and go home. Wendy the judges see a model in person but for two weeks in a row, they have been less than impressed with your photos. So what the judges see right now is a lot of potential. They haven't seen that potential put into a photo. Jade, you are standing right in front of me because you have a lot of excuses, that you don't take responsibility for your actions. So who goes home? [long pause; Tyra flips over Jade's photo] Jade.

Jade:
Thank you so much.

Tyra:
We think the arrogance is actually insecurity but we feel that you have potential if you can show us the real Jade. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

Jade:
Thank you.

[Tyra sees Wendy hugging Mollie Sue and Joanie, Leslie looks like she is about to cry]

Wendy:
[in confessional after getting eliminated] I think I was a little shocked when Tyra delivered the news that I would be going home. [opens the front door to the house] I don't think I was really expecting it. [packing bags] I think my family will be proud of me that I've made it this far. [portfolio is shown] I wouldn't look at it as this is the end for I believe for me and that really likes what they think is all the beginning. [pulls suitcase and leaves]

Jade:
[to Gina with the Roach] Kiss it! Kiss it!

Gina:
[to Jade] Jade! Stop!

Jade:
[to Gina with the Roach] Come on! Kiss it!

Gina:
[in confessional] I hate cockroaches with passion!

Stylist:
[to Gina] Please don't grab my hand!

Designer:
[to Gina] Get it together! You're holding up the show!

Gina:
[about the Roach] Get it off me!

Joanie:
[in confessional about Gina] The freakout award goes to Gina!

Jade:
[in confessional after winning the challenge] Yes! I redeemed myself!

Kari:
[in confessional about Gina] I think a lot of people want Gina to go some. I wouldn't even mind seeing Gina go home. [laughs] The second we have to do something she's the first one to freak out!

Jay:
Right now you look like your clunking on a mat.

Furronda:
Really? What does my face look like?

Jay:
Like you're clunking on a mat.

Gina:
[in confessional about Jade] Jade is mean and she's like mean to me!

Janice:
[to Gina] What's your name?

Gina:
[to Janice] Gina.

Janice:
[to Gina] Hi Gina!

Gina:
[to Janice] I can't give a convincing photo.

Janice:
[to Gina] You just said I can't give a convincing photograph. I don't want to hear the next thing out of your mouth but go ahead!

Janice:
[to Gina] Stand up and jump up and down on one leg!

Jade:
[in confessional about Gina] This girl has lost her damn mind!

Janice:
[to Gina, Jade, Nnenna, Sara, Joanie, Danielle, Furonda, Mollie Sue, Leslie and Brooke] America's Next Top Model, baby! Holla! [Nnenna smiles] Give me a beat! [Leslie taps the table and claps] Bom! Uhh! Uhh! Bom!

Danielle:
Give me a beat!

Janice:
[to Gina] Come on Gina! Have fun! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Laugh, Gina! Laugh! Hahahahahahahah! America's Next Top Model, baby!

Jade:
[in confessional about Janice] Janice is cool.

Janice:
[to Gina, Jade, Nnenna, Sara, Joanie, Danielle, Furonda, Mollie Sue, Leslie and Brooke] What? What?

Jade:
[in confessional about Janice] Me and her kind of click because we're on the same level.

Janice:
[to Gina, Jade, Nnenna, Sara, Joanie, Danielle, Furonda, Mollie Sue, Leslie and Brooke] Now what's really going on at the house? [to Gina] Gina. Come over here, Gina. Come here, baby. Who's giving you some crap? Tell me and I'll go hit them!

Gina:
[to Janice] Do I have to?

Janice:
[to Gina] Yes. Tell me who's giving you crap. [Gina point to Jade] Yo! [Jade looks shocked]

Jade:
[to Gina] What? Are you serious? Are you really serious?

Janice:
She just pointed at you.

Jade:
[to Gina] What did I do now, Gina? What did I do now? [in confessional about Gina] I was thinking in my head like "What?!"

Janice:
[to Gina] First of all, you get over there!

Jade:
[to Gina] What did I do now, Gina?

Janice:
[to Gina] You can go! You can go away! Gina, no matter what...rule number one, we never rat out our bitches!

Gina:
[to Janice] The thing is, you see I never...

Janice:
[to Gina] Zip it!

Gina:
[in confessional] I wanted to explain myself at that point because it's not fair. [to Janice] The thing is, though, I...

Janice:
[to Gina] There is no thing! Zip it, bitch! Zip it! You're dead in my book.

Jade:
[in confessional about Janice] That's Janice, you know. What you get is what you get...

Janice:
[to Gina, Jade, Nnenna, Sara, Joanie, Danielle, Furonda, Mollie Sue, Leslie and Brooke] Holla!

Jade:
[in confessional about Janice] ...and you got to be prepared no matter what.

Gina:
[to Joanie, Sara, Danielle and Mollie Sue] Did you see Jade's face and what happened.

Joanie:
[to Gina] I know.

Gina:
[to Joanie, Sara, Danielle and Mollie Sue] So how did she deserve to be happy at that point and it's like I don't know if I can handle it.

Danielle:
[in confessional about Gina and Jade] I think Jade pick on Gina because like from day one Gina's been sort of quiet.

Gina:
[to Joanie, Sara, Danielle and Mollie Sue] I didn't want to rat her out but she asked me again. What am I suppose to do? [to Nnenna] I don't know.

Nnenna:
[to Gina about Jade] What the heck are you scared of? What is Jade going to do? Is she going to spank you? From now on even if you don't know what you're doing just look confident so they don't see you as an easy target.

Gina:
[in confessional about Jade] After we get back from the restaurant, I was taking a shower, I come out and I see Jade is on my bed. She's the last person I want to see right at that point!

[commercial break]

Jade:
[to Gina] You have got it so twisted.

Gina:
[to Jade] I don't have it twisted, Jade.

Jade:
[to Gina] Sweetheart, you do.

Gina:
[in confessional about Jade] After we get back from the restaurant, I was taking a shower, I come out and I see Jade is on my bed. I'm tired. I want to go to bed.

Jade:
[to Gina] I really didn't appreciate dinner. I thought that was so uncomfortable.

Gina:
[to Jade] Jade...

Jade:
[to Gina] Well we're going to have to do this now.

Gina:
[in confessional] At that point, I really felt like I needed to stand up for myself.

Gina:
[to Jade] You say you feel sorry for me. I feel very sorry for you! You don't understand anything! You think you're getting under my skin. You think you're intimidating me. You're not intimidating me at all.

Jade:
[to Gina] Then why are you so...

Gina:
[to Jade] You can say whatever you want, Jade! I'm done with you.

Nnenna:
[in confessional about Gina] I'm glad Gina decided to stand up for herself.

Gina:
[in confessional] It was my battle and I think I did pretty well.

Jade:
[in confessional about Gina] She looks so cheesy!

Danielle:
[in confessional about Nnenna] Nnenna is a cool girl. If she wins the challenges fine. Just give me America's Next Top Model.

Jade:
[to Furonda] Everybody that meets me for the first time thinks I'm like a bitch. They think I'm...arrogant. Everybody that knows me knows I'm not like that. I'm, like, the most real individual.

Furonda:
[to Jade] If you're a real person, and a nice person why would you do that?

Jade:
[to Furonda] You keep on going off on this nicelessness. It's not about that.

Furonda:
[to Jade] You're like, "I'm so positive, I'm so this, I'm so that." But that's...that's the facade you got going on, and I don't know what kind of issues you got...

Jade:
[to Furonda] Facazz? What the hell is a facazz?

Furonda:
[to Jade] A facade. And that's...

Jade:
[to Furonda] Facazz?

Furonda:
[to Jade] Facade.

Jade:
Man, my life story...I need to write a book, and maybe one day I will and you should read it.

Tyra:
[to Brooke who has survived the bottom two over Gina] With possibilities there's potential, Brooke. Congratulations. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

Brooke:
[to Tyra] Thank you.

Tyra:
[to Gina] Thanks Gina.

Gina:
[to Tyra] Thank you. [hugs Nnenna and Jade]

Leslie:
Hahahah!

Gina:
[in confessional after getting eliminated fourth] Modelling is definitely a lot hard than what people might think. I'm sad because I know I could have done so much better. I've learned that not everyone will like me no matter how friendly I am. There's always going to be obstacles in my life and it's up to me to figure it out on my own. [leaves house]

Tyra:
Well, you guys are the Top 9. So, you've gotten this far. Is it hard to walking into the judging room, and... [sighs] I've been working so hard, I'm so tired, you guys. So...I'm so sorry, you guys. I don't mean to be all weak in front of you, but I'm just so light-headed.

Furonda:
Somebody bring her some water.

Tyra:
I'm alright. [she "faints" soon after getting up from the couch]

Nnenna:
Oh gosh, Tyra!

Joanie:
Oh no!

Furonda:
Where's her pulse? Check her pulse!

Tyra:
[gets up] I'm alright. [long pause] TODAY YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT ACTING!! WE'RE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT ACTING! ACTING, ACTING, ACTING! THAT WAS FAKE!!

Danielle:
That was a good job!

Tyra:
[notices Furonda crying and walks to her] Aw! Are you okay?

Furonda:
[in confessional about Tyra] I think Tyra's too good of an actress, and that was a very mean trick she played on us!

Jay Manuel:
[in confessional about Jade's bad take for a CoverGirl commercial] She doesn't quite grasp the fact that she's got to improvise in this scene. It was thirty seconds of me listening to her heels clap on the concrete. [back to the present to Jade] This was you. [imitating Jade walking around and blowing kisses in the air and at the camera] What was that?! It was like...

Jade:
[to Jay Manuel] I was making my entrance.

Jay Manuel:
[to Jade] You were making your entrance, but you didn't improvise anything. Take two.

Jade:
[to Jay Manuel] You guys look fabulous. What a party, oh my gosh! [in confessional] The second time, I just took my time, talking to people! Wonderful, fabulous.

Jay Manuel:
[whispering to the camera crew and Mike Rosenthal] She's a drag queen!

Jade:
[to Jay Manuel] Okay...! [holding up the Covergirl product] This is... [laughs] Okay! [pause] Lightweight makeup... [bleep]

Jay Manuel:
[to Jade] Cut! CoverGirls don't say that!

Mollie Sue:
[in confessional about Jade possibly facing elimination] Jade should be the most nervous because she swore.

Mollie Sue:
[in commercial] For late nights, I want something light and hassle-free. Sheer. [Mollie shrugs dramatically] Long-lasting. [Nigel Barker is seen in a confused state as Mollie shrugs yet again] Dermatologist tested. [Nigel Barker is stunned by how awkward the commercial was] Easy, breezy, beautiful. Covergirl!

Jade:
[after seeing her bad take that the judges chose] You guys used my worst one.

Nigel:
You're saying that this was your worst one?

Jade:
Because the other one I did the lines perfectly, and my improving wasn't good.

Mike Rosenthal:
On the first take, there was very little interaction with the background, and also...there was really no speaking. All we heard was footsteps.

Nigel:
You're only given one chance at casting to deliver your lines.

Tyra:
Who doesn't think it was their best take? Be honest. [Sara and Brooke raise their hands] You have to know that you're not the only person thinking that right now.

Nigel:
Yeah, it happens to all of us, in all walks of life.

Tyra:
I have worked for Victoria's Secret for ten years, and I'm like, "Why the hell did they choose that shot?" You'll never be 100% happy as a model. It was just very unnatural, and pushing too hard. Like, "Hey girl! Mmm, ahh!", twisting and turning. And... that was very draggish. [later when deliberating with the other judges, she holds up Jade's photo] If this wasn't a drag queen walking through that party, I don't know what was!

Mike:
Personally, I don't think either one of Jade's takes was any good.

Tyra:
She don't think that!

Tyra:
[to Jade in the bottom two with Mollie Sue] Jade you stand before me not because the commercial was very bad. You stand before me because you play the blame game. Do you know what Michael, your director, said during deliberations? Both of your takes were bad. Both of them...and the judges were turned off by your attitude. [flips over Jade's photo] Jade you don't know it all. [Jade hugs Mollie Sue, who starts crying, before going to collect her photo] You don't know it all and that's why you have entered this competition because you have tried to model for so long and it hasn't happened. So now, it's time to just listen and learn.

Jade:
Thank you for believing in me once again!

Tyra:
[to Mollie Sue] Thank you Mollie Sue.

Mollie Sue:
[in confessional after getting eliminated] It's just that I'm so confused right now! For Jade to stay over me! It's just crazy!

Danielle:
[to Mollie Sue] Good luck! Don't give up!

Mollie Sue:
[in confessional after getting eliminated] It's not being voted off, it's being voted off for not having personality!

Jade:
[in confessional] I was in the bottom two again.

Tyra:
[to Jade in the bottom two with Mollie Sue in a repeat scene] Jade you stand before because you play the blame game and the judges were turned off by your attitude.

Jade:
[in confessional] I need to redeem myself.

Jay:
Please do the black girls proud.

Danielle:
You know they call me a white girl back home but imma ...

Jay:
So you can’t dance?

Danielle:
Imma do, imma do what I do..

Jay:
Wait, can you dance?

Danielle:
I mean, imma do what I do.

Jay:
Okay if you’re a white girl think Irene Cara.

Jay:
[after Danielle danced well] Danielle you were lying to me. You were like ‘Uh uh I just got a little white girl thing in me’.

Leslie:
[in confessional after getting eliminated sixth] Even though the competition is stressful you so want to continue because you get to experience things that a lot of other people even models don't get to experience right of the bat like that.

Sutan:
[Make-Up Artist] Every morning when I wake up, little Woodland animals come to greet me.

Brooke:
[in confessional after getting eliminated seventh] I went into elimination saying that no matter what. If I get eliminated I’m not going to cry. By me crying it’s not going to change anything. I’m still getting eliminated. I’m still going home.

Jade:
[during her interview] I'm an exotic biracial butterfly.

Danielle:
A couple of minutes ago I was depressed about the gap. I’m like, forgot the gap sucker, I’m going to Thailand!

Danielle:
[during an interview about the mermaid photo shoot] If a piranha start biting my neck, imma be a mad sister.

Danielle:
[during the mermaid photo shoot] I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Danielle:
Aww fish juice!

Jay Manuel:
Fish juice? Work with it girl!

Danielle:
I’m going through so much pain right now cause the harness was getting tighter so, my uterus is probably flat as a pancake right now.

Jay:
When I put Danielle out there, I feel like a proud papa cause she knows what she’s doing.

Tyra:
[voiceover] Now only five girls remain. Jade, Furonda, Joanie, Danielle and Sara.

Tyra:
[to Wendy] Wendy the judges see a model in person. They haven't seen that potential put into a photo. [voiceover] So Jade survived and Wendy was eliminated. [to Wendy] Wendy you have had a long, long journey and you have gone through hell and back but you're here and what you represent is someone that's strong. Someone that perseveres.

Tyra:
[to Furonda and Jade in the bottom two] Will Furonda and Jade please step forward? I only have one photo in my hands and this photo represents the girl that is still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. I will only call one name and the girl that I do not call must immediately return to the hotel, pack her belongings and fly home. Jade, the judges joke about it when you're in front of them, and they're like, "Jade marches to her own drum. Jade is Jade!" But then, you leave the room, and they're like, "Jade is Jade." And they feel like you've come to your end... [pause] of adapting. Jade, you march to your own drum. But if you knew everything, Jade, you'd be a supermodel already and that hasn't happened yet, and Furonda, we don't know what you're marching to. So who goes home? [long pause, flips over Jade's photo] Congratulations, Jade. [Jade hugs Furonda]

Jade:
Thank you for believing in me once again.

Tyra:
It's not necessarily me believing in you, but it's about you taking direction, Jade. There's something about you that's just like, "I'll change a little, but I know best!" I know you have potential, Jade. Don't be your own worst enemy. Congratulations. You're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model.

Jade:
Thank you. [collects her photo and joins Danielle, Sara and Joanie]

Tyra:
Thank you Furonda.

Furonda:
Thank you. [goes to hug and say goodbye to Jade, Danielle, Sara and Joanie, runway walks her way out]

Tyra:
Work it!

[Twiggy smiles, Tyra and Miss J. laugh, Danielle and Jade happily cheer Furonda on silently]

Jade:
[in confessional about surviving the bottom two for the fourth time resulting in Furonda getting eliminated] I was in the bottom two last week...

Tyra:
[in a repeat scene of Jade and Furonda in the bottom two] Will Furonda and Jade please step forward?

Jade:
[in confessional about surviving the bottom two for the fourth time resulting in Furonda getting eliminated] ...and I'm like back in my old position again. [multiple repeat scenes of Jade surviving the bottom two are shown when Wendy, Mollie Sue and Brooke were getting eliminated back in Los Angeles] Bottom two. I don't belong there, man! What is going on?

Sara:
[in confessional] Tuk-tuks are like miniature cabs but they're all open on the sides.

Jade:
[in confessional] If it was up to me, I wouldn't have chose to ride in the toot-toot...hoop-hoop...pu-pu...tuk-tuk...hoopty! Okay? Because I would have had something with windows, something with doors.

Danielle:
[in confessional] I'm not good with directions, I cannot read maps. Personally, I'm terrified because I have a feeling that I'm gonna look up and I'm gonna see a sign that says, "Welcome to Korea".

Sara:
[to Pichita Rucksajit] Hello. [in confessional] We get back after go-sees to see Pichita and you can tell she's pretty angry. We were supposed to be back by 4:30.

Pichita Rucksajit:
[to Joanie and Sara] You're late so we're going to wait for another two girls. [looks at watch]

Danielle:
[in confessional about Jade, who still hasn't arrived back from the go-sees] Jade is an hour and ten minutes late. [Jade finally arrives] When Jade walked into the room, let me tell you, she had the glasses on trying to be incognito. Oh my God, it was hilarious!

Jade:
[in confessional about Danielle, Joanie and Sara] All the girls were looking at me like... [stares off angrily] And I'm like, "Bitches, please! Okay? Relax yourself!"

Pichita Rucksajit:
[to Jade, Danielle, Joanie and Sara] So it's 5:40 and you're all late. The time is very important for this profession. Do you know that all the designers are my friends?

Danielle:
[in confessional about her go-see critique when being told her general appearance is not strong] All I got to say to that designer is, "You try traveling around in a tuk-tuk with no doors, humid outside and hot and see how your appearance look by the end of the day!"

Tyra:
None of the girls won the go-see challenge. That's never happened with America's Next Top Model. Everybody failed because everybody was late...and Jade, you were the most late.

Tyra:
The next name that I'm going to call... [flips over Jade's photo] ...Jade. [Jade comes to collect her photo]

Jade:
[to Tyra and the judges after being called second] Thank you, everybody, for believing in me!

Tyra:
[to Jade] Jade, you keep saying that every week. You say, "Thanks for believing in me, thanks for believing in me." It's not just believing in you, it's you producing. This picture is a huge improvement. So soft. It's beautiful. Congratulations.

Jade:
[to Tyra] Thank you.

Tyra:
[to Sara and Danielle in the bottom two] Will Danielle and Sara please step forward? I only have one photo in my hands and this photo represents the girl that is still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model. I will only call one name and the girl that I do not call must immediately return to the house, pack her belongings and go home. Sara, Danielle took beautiful photos from the beginning. So did Joanie and so did Jade but the reason why you are here is because you have progressed and that's what this competition is about. It's about starting somewhere and then progressing however the judges are wondering "Has she progressed enough?" There's only so much that an A for effort can give you. Danielle the judges still struggle with your speech. The winner of this competition needs to be articulate. She needs to speak eloquently. So who goes home? [flips over Danielle's photo] Danielle. [Danielle hugs Sara before collecting her photo from Tyra] Danielle accents are beautiful because they show the world where we come from but as a model, you've got to learn to turn it on and turn it off. Practice speaking. Every time you open your mouth, try to speak like a Covergirl. Congratulations.

Danielle:
[to Tyra] Thank you.

[Sara hugs Danielle, Jade, Joanie and finally Tyra]

Sara:
[to Tyra] Thank you.

Tyra:
[to Sara] You should be proud. You started not knowing what the heck you were doing.

Sara:
[to Tyra] I'm still trying to figure it out.

Tyra:
[to Sara] You're getting there.

Jade:
[excitedly gets up from the table and goes hyper in front of Joanie and Danielle] Oh my gosh!

Danielle:
[to Jade] What?! What, Jade?! Stop doing that!

Jade:
[to Jade and Joanie] Yaaahhh! Oh my gosh! [sits back down at the table]

Joanie:
[in confessional about Jade] Please send Jade home! Her personality smells like a dirty diaper!

Danielle:
[to Jade and Joanie] My nerves are bad! I'm shaking!

Jay:
[to Jade, Danielle and Joanie who are all about to shoot for CoverGirl] How well do you guys know your scripts?

Jade:
[to Jay] I mean, are you allowed to improvise?

Jay:
[to Jade] No.

Jay:
[to Jade who continuously forgets the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] And, action!

Jade:
[Actual Line: "Want a more casual mascara look?"] "Don't you ladies want to have a casual beautiful mascara that you can put on your eyelashes like mine? Well, I'm going to introduce to you, today..."

Jay:
[to Jade who continuously forgets the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] Cut! I don't know where you got that from, girl, but it was not what was written here.

Jade:
[to Jay] I know.

Jay:
[in confessional about Jade's performance in the commercial] Jade did not know her lines at all.

Jade:
[Actual Line: "Wireless tapered bristle brush"] "An unbelievable brush."

Jay:
[to Jade who continuously forgets the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] Cut! [in confessional about Jade's performance in the commercial] She added her own words...

Jade:
[Actual Line: "It's perfect for a daytime look"] "Nor as you see mine...are very beautiful."

Jay:
[to Jade who continuously forgets the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] Cut! I need a commercial out of you today, Jade!

Jade:
[Actual Line: "New CoverGirl LashExact Mascara"] "Did you know...this little mascara..."

Jay:
[to Jade who continuously forgets the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] Cut! Yeah.

Jade:
[to Jay] Sorry.

Jay:
[to Jade helping her out after continuously forgetting the lines while shooting the CoverGirl commercial] Alright, what we're going to do is we're going to pull out cue cards for you.

Jade:
[in confessional] When the cue cards came out, I was like, "Phew!" [starting a new take; Actual Line: "New CoverGirl LashExact Mascara"] "Start with the new CoverGirl Exact Mascara!"

Jay:
[to Jade] Cut! You didn't say what was on the cards.

Jade:
[to Jay] I didn't?

Jay:
[to Jade] No. If anything, know the product you're selling. LashExact Mascara.

Jade:
[delivering a commercial] "The new, the latest CoverGirl...L-Lash...

Jay:
[to Jade] Cut!

Jade:
[delivering a commercial] "New CoverGirl Lash..."

Jay:
[to Jade] Cut!

Jade:
[delivering a commercial] "New CoverGirl Exact Mascara..."

Jay:
[to Jade] Cut! Can you read the cue cards?! Can you see them?

Jade:
[to Jay] Yeah. "Lash Ex..."

Jay:
[to Jade] Cut!

Jade:
[to Jay] "Lash Ex..."

Jay:
[to Jade] Cut! Do not get defeated. [Jade moans in frustration] Jade, come on, let's shake this off!

Jade:
[in confessional] I'm not a failure, I don't give up. I'm a soul survivor. [delivering a commercial] "Want a more casual mascara look? Start with the new CoverGirl LashExact Mascara. The wireless tapered bristle brush delivers clump-free application that won’t smear or smudge."

Jay:
[to Jade] Jade that was so good, oh my god!

Danielle:
[to Jade who finally returns to the agency, having finished her commercial after dozens of bad takes] Did you remember all your lines?

Jade:
[to Danielle] Yep. It worked out perfectly.

Danielle:
[in confessional about CoverGirl photoshoot] When I’m shooting today, I’m thinking about my Mum. Whenever I think about my Mom, you know, a smile comes across my face.

Tyra:
[to Jade about her CoverGirl commercial at judging] So Jade there's a lot of this. Feel like I was in India for a moment, not Thailand.

Jade:
[in confessional about getting eliminated] The regrets would probably be that I think that they made the wrong choice in who they're going to select to be America's Next Top Model. The judges overlooked my ability, and my confidence was definitely mistaken for arrogance. I have what it takes. It's just that my look is in a different realm. People don't know how to handle it. This face will definitely be hard to forget. Jade will be hard to forget...and I just want to leave with some words because that's just what I do.

Danielle:
[in confessional] We are at the Grand Finale. The last runway show. This is gonna make me or it’s gonna break me.

Danielle:
It's me in that picture. It's me! Oh my gosh! Thank you so much!

Joanie:
[in confessional about Danielle winning the title of America's Next Top Model] I'm disappointed. I would have been so happy if it was me but I'm okay. The best girl won!

Danielle:
[in confessional] I'm a Covergirl!

Photographer (to Gina):
Okay, that one you just fell. Slow, slow, slow! (Jade can be seen chuckling)

Jade (in a confessional):
She was like… (she puts her arms up awkwardly to simulate what Gina did)

Jay Manuel (to Gina for thinking she will hit the mat while falling):
Nuh-uh-uh! You’re thinking again!

Gina (in a confessional):
I looked over at Jade and Jade is making these sour faces and it’s annoying me. (Gina promptly does not do well and the photographer facepalms in disbelief)

(Furonda is seen dancing a traditional Thai dance… but it gets out of hand. She begins with a hula dance, then goes with a Thai dance followed by a sudden stop, then continuing. This results in the audience laughing as Furonda continues to do a mix of Hip-Hop/Hula/Thai dancing…)

Furonda (confessional):
At this challenge, once again, my nerves have taken over and the things I know I should be doing kinda go out of the window and I go off this tangent of… whatever.

(The music suddenly changes as a hip-hop sounding beat is heard instead of the traditional Thai music. Furonda continues to dance incorrectly as Joanie laughs)

Joanie (confessional):
It wasn’t anything Thai! It was hula, it was club, it was everywhere!

(Furonda continues to dance as the guest judge looks on)

Guest Judge (confessional):
Furonda is good at entertaining… but she needs to be more disciplined. (As that is said two of the audience members can be seen giving her a confused look) And she should pay attention… more… in the techniques and the knowledge.

(Furonda continues her “Thai dance” by seemingly looking and dodging at an imaginary ghost as she tries to move. Joanie and the audience continues to laugh as the dance ends.)

Jay Manuel (to Brooke, who is not doing well at the doll photoshoot):
Are you REALLY thinking about your boyfriend, standing in front of you naked? Something! Please!